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Song Parodies -> "Guy in Me Face"

Original Song Title:

"Fly in Me Face"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Guy in Me Face"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A weird Carly song, now made weirder
Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Fly in me face
Well I guess de bat will come out, that guy in me face tonight

Well, I come home from the party
Bringin’ my date home to my space
And I take him to my bedroom and
That man’s fly be in me face
Well, de guy be drunk and horny
You see he tryin’ for third base
When he think that I getting a little hot
De pant’s fly in me face

Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Fly in me face
Well I guess de bat will come out, that guy in me face tonight

De bat he fat and long
All us ladies know that
What I need to know from this dude
Is do you got a coat for de bat
Dey say dat thing says “Hey dere!”
Be dey white, be dey black
But what I am afraid of
That he lousy in de sack

Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Guy in me face
Fly in me face
Well I guess de bat will come out, that guy in me face tonight

One thing I forgot to tell you what’s in my underoos
Everybody get a little upset when dey find I got one, too

Guy in yer face
Guy in yer face
Guy in yer face
Mine in yer face
Well I guess de bat will come out, that guy in yer face tonight

Thanks, Tina

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