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Song Parodies -> "Decapitation"

Original Song Title:

"Anticipation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Decapitation"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A bit graphic...
Some people die a death that is gruesome
Never pleasant when it's done with a blade
The Guillotine was once thought practical/ethical
But still the terror was the same

Decapitation, Decapitation
Is usually death by blade
Lesser with glass, wire, explosion...

The Japs used Katanas in World War II
Close quarters combat on islands, Pacific sea
Marines used flamethrowers to strike
Bayonet not a match for the old feudal curved blade, slicing, maiming

Decapitation, Decapitation
Faster than a mace
Head from shoulders separating

In Africa and S America is terror
Machete lop-offs, kill the enemy
Heads, arms, legs, breasts- worse than a cow
Uncivilized beasts, that still prefer the blade

That still prefer the blade
[x4]

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Peter Andersson - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Didn't much care for the OS, but obviously a song you could do more with; deforrestation, no correlation, an observation, The Greatest Nation... hmm... now, that last one could be either a Trump song or a plain up American hymn...
Rob Arndt - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Was going to do this as "Procrastination" with some unfinished lines and frequent ... pauses... but then wondered if anyone would get it.
JAB - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sharp parody!
Rob Arndt - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Cutting edge, eh JAB? Thanks!
Peter Andersson - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Procrastination - That's a theme that sits there on my to-do-list as well, I just haven't gotten around to it yet...

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