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Song Parodies -> "Nobody Loves Bed Wetters"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody Loves Bed Wetters"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

nobody loves bed wetters
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus, what a mess

you started leakin'
and somehow it found me
no where to hide
oh what a plight
pulled the sheets up above me
oh my, how lovely
i'm sleepin' on the sofa-bed tonight

cause nobody loves bed wetters
you oughta hold it if you could
nobody makes it half as wet as you
boy, you really wet it good

you'd like to control it
you just cannot hold it
there's some sort of rainstorm inside you
and when it starts runnin'
it just keeps a-comin'
but at least i've never seen you poo

oh and nobody loves bed wetters
makes it real sad when we rest
nobody makes it half as wet as you
jesus...oh sweet jesus...what a mess

jesus, what a mess
dammit, what a mess
jesus, what a mess

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Kristof Robertson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin..this is SUPERB!! Too many good lines to choose a best..I'm fighting back the tears...well done, son! 555
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I guess that poor bastard has every right to feel pissed. 5's
John Barry - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the title.
Arwen - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with John Barry...the title alone was FABulous...the rest...was like dessert!! =) If I could give you more than 5s, I totally would, Alvin! =)
alvin rhodes - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
hello, kristof, johnny, john and arwen...thanks for takin' a look
Ashkicksass - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
Ravyn Rant - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I almost choked on a pretzel. Seriously.
Rick D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You're in good company with this one. It's a pisser!
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Time for some #5 size nappies.
jango - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost made me do an "oopsie."
Guy - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Urine the big leagues with this one.
DeeRange - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
On a scale of 1-5, urinate. This is a masterpiece alvin
alvin rhodes - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
note to self...more pee pee songs....people seem to really like 'em thanks you all for takin' a whizz...uh..i mean a look
Paul Robinson - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - a draining experience. 5's...

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