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Song Parodies -> "You're Slow Brain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You're Slow Brain"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

About AOC again, the gift that keeps giving
Their jaws dropped in both parties
While you were talking the crap you brought
Your stock increasingly dipped before their eyes
Your star it was what you're not
You told some lies so familiar as
You saw yourself bottom out
All those concerned wished that you'd be much smarter
You'd be much smarter, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo

Now sadly just a year ago
You won an incumbants seat
Then you said that you'd aid the commitee chair
And you would be tinkering
Well you played up everything so bad
Like one plus one is three
You and your dreams taste like grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo

You and your dreams taste like grounds in my coffee
Grounds in my coffee, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo

Well, it's clear you're fed up with A-mer-i-ca
In due course, Amnesty's done
And you blew more brain cells over Venezuela
You saw the total eclipse of that dump
Well that's where you should be all the time
And then you rot, while in some otherworld dive
Playing nice with your old friends
Nice with your old friends, and
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, I bet the thing has gone off without you
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo

Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you
Your slow brain, the faulty thing has gone off without you










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Barack Obama - April 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey Rand, they did a song about my understated leadership during the Deepwater Horizon event that was just like this one --- You're Hussein; I'll bet you think this spill is about you
Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2019 - Report this comment
AOC's brain works better at age 29 than 72-year-old Dumb Donald's brain ever has.
Randy Hearn - April 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Michael, that coming from a socialist/commie!
alexander's ragtag band - April 09, 2019 - Report this comment
Michael, children are judged by their knowledge. Adults are judged by their accomplishments. So far AOC has been a bartender.
Getting On Your Rocks? - April 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Are you saying her rise to influence are due to her knowing her way around the alcoholics in Congress?
Libby - April 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Lincoln was a railsplitter.

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