Song Parodies -> You're So Slain
| Original Song Title: | "You're So Vain" |
| Original Performer: | Carly Simon |
| Parody Song Title: | "You're So Slain" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
a song about south park's kenny
you always act foolhearty
like you never gave it a thought
your face strategically ripped below one eye
and squashed like an apricot
you had one eye filled with terror
as you watched your blood run out
and all the girls screamed
and so did your partners
so did your partners, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?
you fooled us several times before
when we were still quite naive
well, you seemed to be so far beyond repair
we figured that you would leave
but you got away from beezelbub
and filled my heart with glee
i had some dreams
you were out of your coffin
out of your coffin, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?
well, then you were sick...and in a coma
and i was naturally smug
but then the doctors said it was melanoma
soon after, they pulled the plug
well, you're stuck in limbo all the time
and when you're not
you're with the rest of the guys
that you think of as close friends
think of as close friends, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?...don't you ?
like you never gave it a thought
your face strategically ripped below one eye
and squashed like an apricot
you had one eye filled with terror
as you watched your blood run out
and all the girls screamed
and so did your partners
so did your partners, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?
you fooled us several times before
when we were still quite naive
well, you seemed to be so far beyond repair
we figured that you would leave
but you got away from beezelbub
and filled my heart with glee
i had some dreams
you were out of your coffin
out of your coffin, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?
well, then you were sick...and in a coma
and i was naturally smug
but then the doctors said it was melanoma
soon after, they pulled the plug
well, you're stuck in limbo all the time
and when you're not
you're with the rest of the guys
that you think of as close friends
think of as close friends, and...
you're so slain
you probably think we can't live without you
you're so slain
i bet you think we can't live without you
don't you ?...don't you ?...don't you ?
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Damn dude...how many Kenny parodies you plannin' on doing?
Well, Poodle, it could turn out to be a dynamoic subject! ;-)
i bet you think you can't live without 5's, don't you, don't you
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