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Song Parodies -> "You've No Brain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You've No Brain"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're awesome as a hobby
soon you'll be wakin' up on that cot
your head strategically bolted left and right
your heart in the proper spot
and that big day's growin' nearer
just one final organ sought
i'll make the world scream
when i share my monster
i share my monster, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?

well, i started several years ago
cadaver, i had retrieved
it lacked hands so i found you a pretty pair
the gent's matchin' feet, i cleaved
and i sewed until my fingers stung
with igor helpin' me
we were some team
we disturbed lots of coffins
robbed lots of coffins, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?

well, i know you're made up of buried folks here
so your hide naturally stunk
and when i fused your big head
it ain't no joke, here
your face was totally grim as they come
but you will reason clearly, given time
but now you're not
though wits have yet to arrive
you'll have life as i intend
have me a close friend, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?

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Yoidy - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Very original, though it reminds me of that story about Frank what's his name. 555!
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
A monstrously good parody. So good, it's scary!
John Barry - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Igorgeous.
Meriadoc - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
The title almost scared me away, but I'm glad I took a look. Great job exchanging 'coffee' for 'coffins'! :-D
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy michael john and merry
Peregrin - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
This one wa a no-brainer !!! 5's :)
Ann Hammond - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Dr. Alvin Fronkinstein
alvin rhodes - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and ann
Below Average Dave - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
-555--would say something but I forgot what I was going to say
Adagio - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! This isn't what I thought it would be, or most people either. It was very funny! 5's
Johnny D - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I like a good Frankenstein parody -- like this! 555

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