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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Joe Nichols Date Rape Prevention Diddims
Tequila Sunrise The Eagles Alcoholics Anonymous crazydon
Terrible Lie Nine Inch Nails Politician's answerphone Crystal
Territoral P***ings Nirvana Animal Control Center Billy C.
Territorial P***ings Nirvana Urologist's office/Detrol LA customer service been_a_son
Terrorist Attack Defiance The White House Michael Quinn
Testify Rage Against The Machine World Trade Organization CapitalE
Texas Flood Stevie Ray Vaughn National Weather Service Bill Stewart
Thank God For The Bomb Ozzy Osbourne Comedy Club MOR
Thank God For The Bomb Ozzy Osbourne Movie studio movie
Thank God For The Bomb Ozzy Osbourne Bomb Squad John
Thank God For The Rain Graham Coxon Helpline for flood victims Caspar Heine
Thank Heaven For Little Girls Maurice Chavalier  R. Kelly's Answering Service y2j
Thank Heaven For Little Girls Maurice Chevalier Roman Polanski's French Mansion musical
Thank Heaven For Little Girls Maurice Chavalier (from Gigi) Child Molestation Rehab musical
Thank You Simple Plan Your Best Friend's Answering Machine Essie
Thank You For The Venom My Chemical Romance Suicide Hotline Dillon
Thank You For The Venom My Chemical Romance Poison Center Jenalee
That Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady Helen Reddy Battered Women's Shelter bkey
That Don't Impress Me Much Shania Twain Dating Service Da Phoenix
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore The Smiths Comedy Clubs Drewzi
That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd Sewage Treatment Plant or Paper Mill Donna W
That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd City Morgue Or Coroner Asho
That Smell Lynyrd Skynyrd Drug Abuse Help adam
That Smell 3 Doors Down Sewage Treatment Optonox
That's How Much I Feel Ambrosia Quadriplegic Support Center Bill Borde
That's the Way Love Goes Janet Jackson Divorce Lawyer SisterGirl
That's What You Get For Loving Me Peter, Paul & Mary VD Clinic Bob Uppendown
"The Lazy Song" Bruno Mars Nike DumbAngel
"The Lonely Surfer" Jack Nitzsche Malibu Visitor and Convention Bureau Iludium Phosdex
"The Lonely Surfer" Jack Nitzsche Reggie Belafonte's private line Iludium Phosdex
"The Vatican Rag" Tom Lehrer The Vatican (who else?) Iludium Phosdex
Them Bones Alice In Chains Osteopathic Center Megan
Them Heavy People Kate Bush Weight Watchers KooKooDee
Theme from "The Endless Summer" The Sandals ski/snowboard resort Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells
Theme from 'Shaft' Isaac Hayes Coal Mining Supply Company Sammy Reed
Theme From 'The Addams Family' Vic Mizzy Victoria Beckham's answering machine pickle*
A Therapy for Pain Fear Factory Suicide Hotline Dysfunctional
There Ain't Nothin' Wrong With The Radio Aaron Tippin Used Car Lot Dan P
There Goes My Everything Jack Greene Depression Hotline rob
There Goes My Life Kenny Chesney Funeral Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association
There Goes The Neighborhood Sheryl Crow Neighborhood Watch Opinion Girl
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out The Smiths Electric Company Kerianne
There Is A Treason At Sea DC Talk Coast Guard Admiral Memo
There Is No Arizona Jamie O'Neal Arizona Dept. of Tourism Chase Waggoner
There There Radiohead Suicide Hotline Sean
There's A Fire OK GO Fire Department Heather
There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World) Herman's Hermits National Association Of The Deaf Renata Ramona
There's A Place In The World For A Gambler Dan Fogelberg Gamblers Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
There's Gonna be a Storm Left Banke Weather Service Paul Warren
There's No Home For You Here The White Stripes Homeless Shelter Dennis Elbow
There's No Home For You Here The White Stripes Homeless Shelter ObLaBlah
There's No Love Between Us Anymore Pop Will Eat Itself Marriage Counselor The Skuz
There's No One Quite Like Grandma St. Winifred's School Choir Tori Amos's answering machine pickle*
There's No Place Like Home Traditional Travel Agency Natalie Stonecipher
There's No Way Out Of Here David Gilmour BMI (airline) pickle*
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' Nancy Sinatra Dr. Martens Daria Morgen
These Boots Are Made For Walking Nancy Sinatra Marriage Councillor Scabface nonuts
These Words Natasha Beddingfield Adult Literacy Center BlingaX
They All Fall Down Grits Shoe Manufacturer Admiral Memo
They Don't Care About Us Michael Jackson Foster Home Marv
They're Coming To Take Me Away (Ha, Ha) Napoleon XVI Police Department Steaver370
They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha! Napoleon XIV Mental Hospital Chad
They're Not Gonna Get Us T.A.T.U. F.B.I. Cowboy D.
They're Not Gonna Get Us T.A.T.U Bodyguard Company Toon_Grrl
Thief Of Always Jaci Velasquez Burglar Alarm Company Admiral Memo
Thieves Ministry Police Burglary/Theft/Robbery Unit Mr. Bill
The Thing That Should Not Be Metallica Busted Fan Site ficticious
Things Can Only Get Better Howard Jones Suicide Hotline Larcen Tyler
Things I Don't Understand Renaissance Wanadoo helpline (Internet domain/search group) pickle*
Think For Yourself The Beatles Schizophrenia Therapy Aaron Saraco
Thinkin' Problem David Ball Mental Hospital Ed
Third Eye Tool Mental Institution bradley
This Bitter Pill Dashboard Confessional Poison Control/Suicide Hotline anon
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song System Of A Down Drug Rehab Center dan
This Diamond Ring Gary Lewis and the Playboys Jewelry Store JesusGeek
This Fire Franz Ferdinand Fire Department / Arson Report Hotline meggo
This Is Not America David Bowie U S Immigration Dept FussBudgetVanPelt
This Is The Life Hannah Montana Funeral Home Mittenz
This Is... Aslan Possible Wrong Numbers Kevin Breslin
This Love  Pantera Spousal Abuse Hotline hardrock
This Old House Rosemary Clooney Real Estate Office kookoodee
This River is Wild The Killers Church Xpunkbassist
This Train Don't Stop There Anymore Elton John Amtrak Ra'akone
This Uncivil War Martina McBride Divorce lawyer Ed
This Velvet Glove Red Hot Chili Peppers Proctologist's Office Jerry
This Wheel's On Fire The Byrds People Against Arson Mr. Mud
This Wheel's On Fire Siouxsie And The Banshees Car Dealership iota
Thor (The Powerhead) Manowar The Christian Broadcasting Network Maximus
Thorazine Shuffle Gov't Mule Drug Addiction Hotline Matt Swanton
Thorazine Shuffle Bongos Bass and Bob Mental Institution meQal
Thoughtless KoRn Mensa or other think tank hardrock
Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist Muse Catholic Retirement Home Cooper Stimson
Threads Geoff Moore & the Distance Clothing Manufacturer Admiral Memo
Three Times A Lady The Commodores Weight Watchers phishphan
Threshold Slayer Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Thriller Michael Jackson Movie theater Nathan Elia
Thriller Michael Jackson Gravediggers' Hotline DinoSon
Through The Fire And The Flames Dragonforce Fire Department cazikinolious
Throw Away Your Television Red Hot Chili Peppers Electricians Fighter Street

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