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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> T, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with T, Page 4
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Too Many Cats | DCP | SPCA | Admiral Memo | |||
| Too Many Puppies | Primus | Dog Pound | Krayzeekev | |||
| Too Much Blood | Rolling Stones | any medic group | Pretty Ladies, Don't Be Scared | |||
| Too Much Brandy | The Streets | Alcoholics Anonymous | Caspar Heine | |||
| Too Much Love Will Kill You | Queen | Dating Agency | Christina | |||
| Too Much Love Will Kill You | Brian May | Condom Companies | Afro-girl | |||
| Too Much Month (At the End Of the Money) | Billy Hill | Debt Collection Agency | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Too Much Of You Is Not Enough | Kelly Osbourne | Stalkers Anonymous | Jennie | |||
| Too Much Time On My Hands | Styx | Watch or clock factory | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Too Much Time On My Hands | Styx | Prison | Edward | |||
| Too Much Time On My Hands | Styx | Unemployment Office | Mercy | |||
| Too Old To Rock and Roll, Too Young To Die | Jethro Tull | Keith Richard's House | Mark | |||
| Too Young To Be Married | Hollies | Marriage Guidance Conselling | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Tooth And Nail | Foreigner/Dokken | Dentist or Hardware | rocky | |||
| Toothless People | Weird Al Yankovic | Dentists | funny | |||
| Torches | Rise Against | City Fire Department | Preston's a jew | |||
| Tornado | Little Big Town | National Weather Service forecast office | Edward | |||
| Torture Me | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Dentist | <3 Highlighter love <3 | |||
| Tossin' & Turnin' | Bobby Lewis | Insomnia Hotline | Evan | |||
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart | Bonnie Taylor | Any Dating Service | werewolf | |||
| Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | Heart Surgeon | Ian | |||
| Totalimmortal | AFI | Morgue | whiteoutaddict | |||
| A Tote Le Monde | Megadeth | Save A Friend Hotline | joe | |||
| Touch | Amerie | iPod touch | anonymous | |||
| Touch It | Monifah | Churches | been_a_son | |||
| Touch It | Monifah | Sexual Addiction Hotline | been_a_son | |||
| Touch Me | The Doors | Rape crisis center | oldrock | |||
| Touch Me | The Doors | The Michael Jackson Hotline For Young Boys | Eryn Lennon | |||
| Touch Me in the Morning | Diana Ross | Sex Abuse Hotline | Ompelle | |||
| Touch My Body | Mariah Carey | Rape Counseling Hotline | quagworth | |||
| Touch My Body | Mariah Carey | iPod touch | anonymous | |||
| Touch Of My Hand | Britney Spears | Rape Crisis Centre | Rosie | |||
| Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me | Susan Sarandon | Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network | Somebody | |||
| Touchdown Tennessee | Kenny Chesney | Florida Gators Athletic Office | Corey | |||
| Tourette's | Nirvana | Tourette's Support Group | Eric Thomas | |||
| Tourniquet | Evanescence | Suicide Hotline | Tifa-chan | |||
| Tourniquet | Evanescence | Suicide Hotline | tictacs941 | |||
| Tourniquet | Evanescence | Suicide Hotline | Ellie | |||
| Tourniquet | Evanescence | Depression Help Hotline | Rara | |||
| Tout Les Garcons Et Les Filles (All The Boys And Girls) | Francoise Hardy | Pedophilia Victims Hotline | Death_Zero | |||
| Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | City Hall | Bryce Leinan | |||
| Toxic | Peace | Poison Control | soph | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Aerosol can company | Helz | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Crayon/Felt Tip Pen Manufacturers | Evil Giraffe | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Yoo-hoo | Dongquan | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Poison Control Center | Derek G. | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Poison Control Hotline | Allie | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Poison Control Center | Eminerd | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Poison Control Center | doesntmatter | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Du Pont | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Betty Ford Clinic/ Alcoholics Annonymous | craig mac | |||
| Toxic | Britney Spears | Poison Control Center | Zak, th Hamster Girl! | |||
| The Toxic Waltz | Exodus | Dance Lessons | Bill S | |||
| Toxicity | System of a Down | Greenpeace | Kerry | |||
| Toxicity | System of a Down | Nuclear Power Plant | boo | |||
| Toxicity | System Of A Down | Poison Control | brandon | |||
| Toxicity | System Of A Down | Urban Garbage Removal | sPriNK | |||
| Toy Boy | Sinitta | Brothel for women | Daniel G. | |||
| Toy Soldier | Eminem | Army/Navy | shake-zula | |||
| Toy Soldiers | Martika | Armed Forces Recruiter | Liz | |||
| Toys In The Attic | Aerosmith | Antique Shop | Rheya | |||
| Traffic Jam | James Taylor | Department of Transportation | Rusty | |||
| Traffic Jam | Weird Al Yankovic | Dodge | G30RG3 | |||
| Traffic Jam | Sailor | Freeway Conditions Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Tragedy | Bee Gees | FEMA | Big Mark | |||
| Tragic Kingdom | No Doubt | Walt Disney World Resort | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Train In Vain | The Clash | Model Train Enthusiast | kozzie | |||
| Trampled Under Foot | Led Zeppelin | Hospital | kuumuus | |||
| Trans Europe Express | Kraftwerk | Amtrak customer service | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Transference | AFI | Church | no one | |||
| Transgender Dysphoria Blues | Against Me! | Sex change clinic | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Trapped | Colonel Abrams | Kidnappers | Marv | |||
| Trapped | Colonel Abrams | Landslide Victims Helpline | Marv | |||
| Trapped In A Box | No Doubt | Claustrophobia Hotline | Andrew C | |||
| Trapped In The Drive-Thru | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Major Fast-Food Chain | Max Maxter | |||
| Trash | Korn | Dating Services | sdgdsf | |||
| Travelin' Soldier | Dixie Chicks | Army Base | Lindz | |||
| Tremor Christ | Pearl Jam | The Vatican City Phone Messaging | Maria | |||
| The Trial | Pink Floyd | US Supreme Court | Matt Swanton | |||
| The Trick Is To Keep Breathing | Garbage | Suicide Hotline | Jess | |||
| Trick of the Light | The Who | Prostitute | carly_carlz | |||
| Trigger Happy | Weird Al Yankovic | NRA/ Gun Shop | Ingeborg S. Norden | |||
| Trigger Happy | Weird Al Yankovic | NRA | Tyg | |||
| Trigger Happy | Weird Al Yankovic | Postal Service | MCSEMan23 | |||
| Trigger Happy | Weird Al Yankovic | Gun Control Center | Ryan J. | |||
| Trip | Filter | Emergency Clinic | Jay The Weird | |||
| Trip | Filter and Crystal Method | Drug abuse hotline | been_a_son | |||
| The Trip | Sash! | Drugs rehab | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Trip At The Brain | Suicidal Tendencies | Drug Rehab Center | Yo Momma | |||
| Trippin' Billies | Dave Matthews Band | Hillbilly Rights Organization | oldschool | |||
| Tropical Depression | Alan Jackson | Jamaica Department Of Tourism | Edward | |||
| Tropical Depression | Alan Jackson | Depression helpline | Edward | |||
| Trouble Breathing | Alkaline Trio | Suicide Hotline | Zim | |||
| Trouble In Mind | The Everly Brothers | Psychiatrist Or Mental Hospital | Marian | |||
| Trouble is... | Kenny Wayne Shepherd | 911 | Anonymous | |||
| Trouble Maker | Steve Jones | Trump's answering machine | SPANK that Douchebag traitor! | |||
| Trouble Me | 10,000 Maniacs | Hyundai dealership service department | CapitalE | |||
| The Trouble with Love Is | Kelly Clarkson | Dating Service | Da Phoenix | |||
| Trouser Press | Bonzo Dog Band | The Labour Government (UK) | pickle | |||
| Truck Drivin' Song | Weird Al Yankovic | Cross-Dresser/Drag queen club | Jeff |
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