Song Parodies ->Authors -> Charlie Decker

As you might have percieved, my name is Charlie Decker. I am a high school student, and I live in New York City. I have been writing parodys on and off for years, and I am very grateful to this site for providing me with an outlet to share them. I aspire to become the greatest political parody writer who ever lived. Clearly, I have a ways to go.

As far as my parodies themselves go, the most important thing to me is perfect pacing and rhyming. I am a real stickler for pacing, and any song that I write where the average pacing rating is below 4.50 is considered a failure.

Finally, regardless of your own political views, I only ask that you rate my songs fairly. I understand that you might have divergent political opinions, but that doesn't effect how tight the pacing of my song is.

Send me an email at cdecker@nyc.rr.com if for some reason you feel the need to contact me. Hope to hear from you!

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
Governer GrayRuby TuesdayRolling Stones2003-09-085.05.05.068
FatterShatteredRolling Stones2003-09-085.05.05.067
The LiarThe BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2003-09-124.23.73.862
Honkey ManMonkey ManRolling Stones2003-09-155.05.05.056
The Ballad of Bush and KofiThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2003-09-155.05.05.060
Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby?Rolling Stones2003-09-195.05.05.073
SappyHappyRolling Stones2003-09-205.05.05.053
Priests are PervertsBeast of BurdenRolling Stones2003-09-204.04.04.057
Green Party ManStreet Fighting ManRolling Stones2003-09-224.54.54.561
Vice CityBrown SugarRolling Stones2003-10-015.05.05.076
It's Not As Good a Show (But I Like It)It's Only Rock and Roll (But I like it)Rolling Stones2003-10-015.05.05.053
The Last BushThe Last TimeRolling Stones2003-10-035.05.05.054
Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2003-10-054.64.74.7205
The Stones are Still RollingTake The Skinheads BowlingCamper Von Beethoven2003-10-055.05.05.061
Fifty Guys Runnin' 'gainst DubyaFifty Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2003-11-115.05.05.064
Another PostingAnother PostcardBarenaked Ladies2003-11-134.84.84.963
Second GuessedSecond BestBarenaked Ladies2003-12-245.05.05.055
Scary Kerry?Maybe KatieBarenaked Ladies2004-03-083.94.03.948
A-Rod!Hey Ya!Outkast2004-03-253.73.43.480
(I Can't Think of a) ParodySaint of MeRolling Stones2004-03-285.05.05.052
Watchin' that Fox NewsFolsom Prison BluesJohnny Cash2004-04-055.05.05.061
George Bush is DoneIt's All Been DoneBarenaked Ladies2004-04-085.04.84.863
Testing, SATTesting, 1, 2, 3Barenaked Ladies2004-04-084.85.05.068
Stacy's Mom (Has Got a Dirty Bomb)Stacy's MomFountains of Wayne2004-04-134.24.44.574
Parody Us/Let the 5's Roll InAquarius/Let The Sunshine InFifth Dimension2004-04-225.05.05.062
Mock the Draft BoardRock the CasbahThe Clash2004-04-265.04.95.067
I'll Never Vote for Shrub AgainI'll Never Fall in Love AgainBurt Bacharach2004-05-044.24.34.366
Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)Beat ItMichael Jackson2004-05-044.84.94.998
Four Hour WoodNorwegian WoodThe Beatles2004-05-255.05.05.066
Pie, Pie, Cake, CakeMy, My, Hey, HeyNeil Young2004-06-025.05.05.058
Rummy, A Message to YouRudi, A Message to YouSpecials2004-06-035.05.05.064
I Took the Test (and the Test Won)I Fought The LawThe Clash2004-06-144.84.64.868
Achoo, FluFor You, BlueThe Beatles2004-09-174.94.84.865
PimpleRippleGrateful Dead2004-10-044.33.63.759
Glass Half FullGlass OnionThe Beatles2004-11-075.05.05.065
Wrong, OhioWrong 'Em BoyoThe Clash2004-11-075.04.64.657
And Your State Can SwingAnd Your Bird Can SingThe Beatles2004-11-094.64.54.662
Carry That StateCarry That WeightThe Beatles2004-11-094.64.64.653
Buckeyes (Owe Us An Apology)Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me)Steely Dan2004-11-173.53.53.571
My Glock and NineI Walk the LineJohnny Cash2004-12-025.05.05.062
SleighSwayThe Rolling Stones2004-12-145.05.05.054
Color CodeThunder RoadBruce Springsteen2004-12-144.84.34.462
Show Your Pair (Ode to New Orleans)Over ThereGeorge M. Cohan2005-02-024.64.64.671
You Can See Murphy's LawOb-La-Di, Ob-La-DaThe Beatles2005-02-094.84.64.677
Bush the BuffoonRocky RaccoonThe Beatles2005-02-094.54.44.5132
Private School GirlCinnamon GirlNeil Young2005-02-104.74.64.664
No ParkingOh! DarlingThe Beatles2005-02-104.84.54.655
My Boss Is...(Dick Cheney)My Name Is...Eminem2005-02-123.93.93.959
Do They Know It's Valentines?Do They Know It's Christmas?Band Aid2005-02-144.74.74.784
Genius Of GrubGenius Of LoveTom Tom Club2005-02-144.74.74.772
Man HandsBadlandsBruce Springsteen2005-02-254.44.14.0314
10th Grade High School Drop Out10th Avenue Freeze-OutBruce Springsteen2005-03-024.74.84.8299
Just Juice ItJust Lose ItEminem2005-03-024.64.64.674
Doughboy!Oh Boy!Buddy Holly2005-03-095.05.05.0101
Lying on the FormRiders on the StormThe Doors2005-03-105.05.05.062
Stuck In AmIRight-ville Fresh Out Of Ideas AgainStuck Inside Of Moblie With The Memphis Blues AgaiBob Dylan2005-03-134.84.74.764
Going Fishin'Guns of BrixtonThe Clash2005-03-275.05.05.063
Live or Let DieLive and Let DiePaul McCartney2005-03-295.05.05.054
I Put A Hit on You (Because You Whine)I Put A Spell on You (Because You're Mine)Creedence Clearwater Revival2005-03-315.05.05.054
Messed Up My PhysiqueUp On Cripple CreekThe Band2005-03-315.05.05.065
Fake I.D.Without MeEminem2005-04-044.74.64.8114
No Cursing or Sex - But Violence!Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles2005-04-114.95.05.077
Michael Vick (Not Ron Mexico, No)Istanbul (Not Constantinople)They Might Be Giants2005-04-184.04.04.0617
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Write Parodies - EverMamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be CowboysWillie Nelson2005-04-274.94.84.975
Pretzels and CrustDevils and DustBruce Springsteen2005-04-305.05.05.046
Eye Of The BeholderDirt Off Your ShoulderJay-Z2005-04-304.74.54.7257
The Bikini InspectorStrawberry Fields ForeverThe Beatles2005-05-045.05.05.0153
Presidential PardonOctopus's GardenThe Beatles2005-05-114.95.05.065
The Wreck Of The Prom Night Of CharlieThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2005-05-204.94.94.971
Brooklyn CallingLondon CallingThe Clash2005-05-275.05.05.073
Sith LordRich GirlGwen Stefani and Eve2005-06-064.84.84.872
Cover MeCover MeBruce Springsteen2005-06-074.64.94.954
Free FoodC MoonPaul McCartney2005-06-085.05.05.056
Stuck To My Member With GlueStuck In The Middle With YouStealer's Wheel2005-06-194.95.05.057
When You Dance I Can Give You OnesWhen You Dance I Can Really LoveNeil Young2005-06-255.05.05.088
Bloggin'Truckin'The Grateful Dead2005-07-195.05.05.052
Vice President CheneyGee, Officer KrupkeWest Side Story2005-07-254.64.54.5147
Four Fat ChinsFour Strong WindsNeil Young2005-07-255.05.05.068
Baseball RingerPowderfingerNeil Young2005-07-255.05.05.055
LushCrushDave Matthews Band2005-08-125.05.05.0126
I'm Too BusyI'm Too SexyRight Said Fred2005-10-104.84.24.490
 
 
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