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Song Parodies -> "Four Fat Chins"

Original Song Title:

"Four Strong Winds"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Four Fat Chins"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

A: Write fat parodies.Q: How do you get rid of writer's block?
Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away

Think I'll go out to Wisconson
Fatties' Mecca, I recall
I won't get a second look, I'll be ignored
Still I wish I'd lose a few
Just lay off the french fry stew
Last three weeks I've gained a hundred pounds or more

Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away

If I get that whole meal supersized
Would I be misunderstood?
I'm just hungry; please don't criticize my fare
In ten minutes I'm still starving
Just lost fourteen pounds of poo
And my chins sure would love more eclairs

Four fat chins dangle homely
Seven feet 'round my thighs
All these things that won't change; screw Subway
But my ateries are gone
Filled with more grease than Exxon
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away
I'll eat more food, chow down 'till I pass away

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alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
look what you've done to this pretty song....lol...5s
Charlie Decker - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't help myself, mate!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Did someone say 'mate'?
"Just lost fourteen pounds of poo"... you've certainly 'unblocked' yourself, then Charlie. ;) By the way,
A: Me Q: Who gunna follow Charles' lead?
I've always wanted to do 'A Policeman's Lot' and a Fat Parody is the only way!

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