Song Parodies -> Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)

Original Song Title:	"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Original Performer:	Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:	"Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)"
Parody Written by:	Charlie Decker

As sung by a McDonalds executive...a reaction to those highschool girls who sued McDonalds for making them fat. Thankfully, they didn't get anything, but people are making money off ridiculous lawsuits each and every day.

Slow down, you eat too fast
You're gonna need a four day fast
Just, scarfing down McDonalds fries
Sorry you're fat, but you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me

Hello lawyers, whatcha feelin'?
You've got to stop the money stealing
We committ no crimes, you see
Doot-in do do...you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me!

It turns out you can't sue those who make what you eat
Just because you're too chubby to see your feet
Now get out of the courtroom, you stupid fatty
Go to Subway. You can't sue me
La la la la la la la la la la la la...

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Wild Man - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice work charlie.

Charlie Decker - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

This is the best parody I've written so far, in my opinion. You kinda have to sing along to get the full effect.

Guy DiRito - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Marvelous - simply marvelous. I love it. Great work. But you know you may get marked low by some slender challenged people.

Charlie Decker - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Yah, I suppose so :-(

The Great Karlando - October 05, 2003 - Report this comment

But hopefully you also get marked way up by people who hate those mind-bogglingly lame lawsuits. People like me. :) 5-5-5

Charlie Decker - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm actually considering singing and recording this one...that's how much I like it!

Phil Alexander - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment

Go for it, Charlie - look forward to listening to it :-)

Charlie Decker - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

This one hasn't been recieved as well as I'd like...:-/

Wild Man - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey Man!, You got 16 votes >thats excellent<. Sometimes we hang on to the comments for moral support. With 16 votes you did great! Don't sweat it. It took me a long time to get my first top ten. Some people send emails out so their freinds all pop in a vote. Personally I don't do that. You have a repectfull following here, never give up!

Charlie Decker - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, that's nice to know. I haven't submitted anything in the past 2 weeks (writers block, dontcha know), but look for four new parodies really soon, 2 S & G and 2 Rolling Stones...

emma - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment

really funny but gets a really good message across congrats on ur clever thinkin this has inspired me 4 a project thanks

Paul Robiinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Charlie, Groovy Stuff...really good pace flow and it DOES sing well, not just syllabically (is that a word?), but also all the sounds within and ending each word. 5-5-5

Agrimorfee - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) The 59th Court Division Song, perhaps? Good one.

Adagio - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Funny and a fun feeling about it. 5's

Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

R05-McDonalds shouldn't be sued for fattening food, they should be sued for making sh***ty food. Funny parody, having a McD's exec telling someone go to Subway is great, and it paces quite well to TOS.

Josh 2 - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC- DKTOS, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa 4s

stuart mcarthur - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) - hear hear hear Charlie - it's definitely out with accountability and in with opportunism, or else I'm a grumpy old man - well said - 555

Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) I think I may sue you, Charlie...for forcing me to chuckle and thus hurting my jaw. ;-) 555

Johnny D - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Great job, Charlie, and I agree with you (WARNING...shameless plug alert) --- re: my parody "Goodbye Super-Size Fries".

Matt - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Is there a recording of this song somewhere? We really need one for our presentation on stupid product liability cases. We want to put it on our Power Point presentation, but we need a recording....

Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC- Short, sweet. Very funny, Charlie. 555

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Song Parodies -> Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)

"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"

Simon and Garfunkel

"Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)"

Charlie Decker

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