Song Parodies -> Sith Lord
| Original Song Title: | "Rich Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Gwen Stefani and Eve |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sith Lord" |
| Parody Written by: | Charlie Decker |
(Anakin Skywalker):
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Think what that power could bring
I'd own everything
From Endor to Mustafar
In my black imposing gown
If you called me a cruel czar
Blow your planet up with my Death Star
A gaint green lazer messing up your entire town
All the Jedi council won't mean anything
All the Jedi council die and I will reign supreme
All the Jedi council, led by muppet green
Forget the Jedi council, my power's only gonna grow, and I know
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
I'd get me two crimson light sabers, glue
Them together and use them to destroy you
And cool force lightning; that'd be insane
Be Darth Something-or-other
With my mind your throat I'd smother
And the Light Side, baby, won't mean anything
All the Light Side's powers back to life my wife won't bring
All the Light Side, baby, won't make me a king
If my son kills me, maybe, I'll repent and then Light I will go
(Palpatine):
Come together, 'cross the galaxy
From the swamps of Naboo up to Cloud City
Hail! Your new lord
Hail! The Dark Force
Hail! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Hail!
A long time ago, far far away
Pupil from Tatooine, black and proud, he's Va-
Der! Playa hat-
Ers! Be afraid-
Er! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Grr!
We'll blow your planet up, Death Star drive-by
Sith that ruled the hood, hey, it's our second try
(Original gangstas. Word!)
The Jedi won't try these things (no)
See Darth Vader all in black, I am his master, people
Obi-Wan is wack!
Attack! We got power that's wicked
You know we will mess you up
I feel all the rage swelling up within your heart
Now you ain't nothin' but Dark
(Anakin Skywalker):
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Think what that power could bring
I'd own everything
From Endor to Mustafar
In my black imposing gown
If you called me a cruel czar
Blow your planet up with my Death Star
A gaint green lazer messing up your entire town
All the Jedi council won't mean anything
All the Jedi council die and I will reign supreme
All the Jedi council, led by muppet green
Forget the Jedi council, my power's only gonna grow, and I know
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
I'd get me two crimson light sabers, glue
Them together and use them to destroy you
And cool force lightning; that'd be insane
Be Darth Something-or-other
With my mind your throat I'd smother
And the Light Side, baby, won't mean anything
All the Light Side's powers back to life my wife won't bring
All the Light Side, baby, won't make me a king
If my son kills me, maybe, I'll repent and then Light I will go
(Palpatine):
Come together, 'cross the galaxy
From the swamps of Naboo up to Cloud City
Hail! Your new lord
Hail! The Dark Force
Hail! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Hail!
A long time ago, far far away
Pupil from Tatooine, black and proud, he's Va-
Der! Playa hat-
Ers! Be afraid-
Er! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Grr!
We'll blow your planet up, Death Star drive-by
Sith that ruled the hood, hey, it's our second try
(Original gangstas. Word!)
The Jedi won't try these things (no)
See Darth Vader all in black, I am his master, people
Obi-Wan is wack!
Attack! We got power that's wicked
You know we will mess you up
I feel all the rage swelling up within your heart
Now you ain't nothin' but Dark
(Anakin Skywalker):
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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This is nothing short of a masterpiece. Brilliant 555+
Very good! 555
Darth Vader and I agree: This is "soo... per... soo... per... soo... per... "
Excellent, very well done. But what if he were a Light Sith Lord? =)
A prime example of taking a crappy song and doing it 5x better. (here's 3 of them) 555.
This is sith. (I suck at palindromes... makes a good anagram, though.) Great rhymes et al. Episode VVV
I sense a disturbance in the Force... Brilliant! See? Star Wars CAN work as a musical! 555!
They say a picture is worth 1000 words, but I say that a perfect phrase like "Death Star drive-by" is worth 555 pictures in my head!!! :-)
Thanks, everybody. I always knew that the force was strong with me, now I have the proof!
Now, this is an excellent parody, because I imagined it coming from Darth Vader, so it got even FUNNIER! 555!
This was so great!
that was awesome
ROFL!! OMG that was sooo funny!
OMG, that was sooooooo funny, especially since i have a loads of friends who luv star wars (u kno who u r)!
um i know you you're that guy who loves gwen at my school.... his email name is anakin skywalker
Lol! hi!
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