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Song Parodies -> "My Boss Is...(Dick Cheney)"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is..."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Boss Is...(Dick Cheney)"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

With the vote count underway in Iraq, I've come to realize that Iraq has never gotten to know our own President. If only their new president could be half the man that George Bush is...well, then I guess the world would be a better place.This is my first attempt at parodying rap. It's obviously very difficult to pace, but I think I did a solid job, if I can say so myself. Also, I tried to keep the rhyme structures in place. Hope you like it, whatever your political leanings!
Hi! My boss is...(what?) My boss is... (who?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney
Hi! My boss is... (huh?) My boss is... (what?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney

Ahem...Excuse me! Can I have the attention of Iraq
For one second?

Hi guys! Do you like fly-bys?
Wanna have another overlord that all y'all can despise?
Wanna copy us and just eat nothing but french fries?
Devise a plan leading to our land's demise?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to run this here state
But I can't figure out which ally I want to make irate
And Michael Moore said, "George Dubya, us you've mislead!"
"Nuh uh" "Then why's your face red? Man, you're braindead!"
Fine, since age nine, I've know I'm next in line for the whitehouse, my daddy was soon to the the boss at the time
Stole the vote, but Dick Cheney me did demote
When it was clear I was just controlled by his remote
I bomb a nation to hell, the people rebel, madder than that mad dog that sold Taco Bell
"Come 'ere, slut" "George, love, wait a minute, that's the Queen you're--"
I don't give a damn, God sent me to run the free world!

Still! My boss is...(what?) My boss is... (who?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney
Hi! My boss is... (huh?) My boss is... (what?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney

Old man John Kerry wanted to beat me back in '04
Thanks a lot, I won't have to steal; you're worse than Gore
I sniped his honesty with swift boat lying, treason I'm implying, that's why he's now sitting at home crying
Landed on a boat deck, had my flight suit in check
"Mission Accomplished" turned out to be a huge train wreck
Laura the role model, runnin' over her ex-boyfreind
Back in high school, while he's screaming at her "Let's just be freinds!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I've been lying-
Y'all just found out in the guard I never was flying
I told you in Iraq we had exhausted statecraft
Just you wait 'till the next war-Iran-so we can have a draft
You know you blew up when the Christians rush the stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Clinton fans
This guy in the heartland asked for my autograph so I signed it
"Dear Dave, thanks to the support, from GOD"

Still! My boss is...(what?) My boss is... (who?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney
Hi! My boss is... (huh?) My boss is... (what?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney

Stop the war! It's time to make fun of Al Gore!
Micheal Moore: don't just stand there, film some more!
I'm not ready to leave, so I'll have to stand firm
I'll have to tear up the constitution and serve a lifetime term
Am I George Bush or Dubya? I can barely decide
I just drank a case of 'weiser--Dare me to drive?
All my life has been very contrived
I just haven't been honest for years-the truth is too scary, I find
Mad lies, like the Un-Credible Hulk
Spit lies when I talk, AWOL but still a war hawk
In my second term I'm gonna get so bored that I'll start wars
"How you gonna bomb me George Bush, you ain't got no cause!"
I lay awake and stare at Saddam's framed gun
Get up, press a red button, and nuke a country for fun
I'm George the Mad!
And by the way, if you see my dad,
Tell him that I thank his ass for this job I have

Hi! My boss is...(what?) My boss is... (who?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney
Hi! My boss is... (huh?) My boss is... (what?)
My boss is {scratches} Dick Cheney

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   3
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Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, you mean Georgie Bush isn't actually singing this? Oh well, you get a five anyway.
Rex - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! You really took on a challenge trying to match the rhymes and pacing of "My Name Is...". There are a couple of places where the lyric seems a little forced, but overall an admirable attempt at a difficult task. (There, I kept politics out of it.)
Charlie Decker - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex. I'm stunned that this one doesn't have more comments. Well known song, controversial subject, I should be rolling in comments here!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome job, I agree that some of the rhymes were a bit awkward but this parody is seriously hilarious. To get exposure, try entering the parody competitions at www.inthe00s.com
That's the only way my Eminem parodies see the light of day and I'll be the twenty-third to admit it! 4-5-5 for Charlie.
Red Ant - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
455 man, It's practically impossible to get the timing down perfectly but a VERY good attempt especially your first try.. Keep up the good work...not often I see someone who knows Eminem and politics very well at the same time
Pure Rubbish - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Good 1

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