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Song Parodies -> "A-Rod!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya!"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Nothing more than a friendly little gloat from a happy Yankee fan as opening day 2004 approaches...
Stienbrenner don't mess around, if he wants a player, he'll go get him fa sho (uh!)
But is it good for baseball to see this Yankee team for 2004...
Boston fans are all crying, and the thought is filling me with joy right now...
Thank God for Aaron Boone for making this trade by tearing his ACL...

You think you got him, oh, you think you bought him
But Boston just don't get it, the Yankees always wiiiiin
A-Rod's the greatest, oh, A-Rod's the greatest
But greatest's just the latest, Sox take it on the chiiiin
If what they say is (The rich just get richer)
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, then what makes (Marlins better)
So why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh,
Are you so in denial
The Yanks have not won for three years...

Don't wanna play for Texas (oh oh!)
Just drive north in your Lexus (oh oh!)
Don't wanna play for Boston (oh oh!)
Namoar's glad that they lost him (oh oh!)

Hey! Alright now fellas, what's greater than being great? (New York!)
I can't hear ya! I say, what's greater than being great? (New York!)
Alright! (X15)

Ok, now Selig!
And we gonna break some records in baseball this season
And these records aren't just gonna be for payroll!
Now Boston's front office aren't just a bunch of liars
Give us your players, we ARE the empire!

Play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it
Play it like an All-Star third baseman!
Play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it, play it, pl-play it
Play it like an All-Star third baseman!

Aaaa-Rod...Aaaa-Rod (etc. to fadeout)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
A-a-a-Rod! That worked for me. Good idea!
Charlie Decker - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad it worked for you.
Stockton - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a great parody, even though I'm not a Yank fan. Should've been Cubs & Sox. But anyway, good parody. - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, Charlie, I was thinking of doing "A-Rod." (Um, that didn't come out right. You know what I mean.) Well done.
Charlie Decker - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry if I stole your thunder a little bit there...guess I owe you one now.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(Um, that didn't come out right, Charlie.) I only know four of your OS choices, Charlie, but what I read is well written and enjoyable, even if I have no idea who the heck you're writing about. "Damn Oss-iez".
Charlie Decker - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke: You crazy Ozzies. A-Rod = Alex Rodriguez, the undisputed best player in baseball (at least the best that isn't clearly on the juice).
red sox 04 baby - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
that song sucked! also the red sox won so ha ha ha. and in the beginning of green day's song letter bomb it goes nobody likes u every1 left u there all out without u having fun-these r my lyrics- the sox won the series, the yankees didn't so ha ha ha. IDIOTS RULE RED SOX 4EVA!!! RED SOX #1

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