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Song Parodies -> "Do They Know It's Valentines?"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

Original Performer:

Band Aid

Parody Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Valentines?"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

This Valentine's day, we need to remember those less fortunate than us. Those without the devilish good looks, the cool demeanor, and the great song parodying skills. Please, this Valentine's Day, won't you remember the nerds?
It's Valentine's
Full of candy, flowers, cards
On Valentine's
We keep our lovers deep in our hearts
The scocially adjusted
Look upon this day with joy
Throw your arms around your girl,
It's Valentines

But say a prayer
Pray for the dorky ones!
At Valentine's they play
Warcraft, for hours, fun
Is what they think their having
As computers they program
When the only love they're making
Is to their right or left hand
All alone, no human contact
Watching Star Trek, feeling blue
Well they feel just like an orc at level 2!

And there won't be love on Everquest this Valentine's
They only love they'll get this year's from mom
They've never met a girl
Out in the human world
Do they know it's Valentine's at all?

Sleep with nerds!
Let them know it's Valentine's!
Sleep with nerds!
Let them know it's Valentine's again!

Here's to you
Raise your life past level 1!
Here's to them
Who've memorized "Wrath of Kahn!"
Do they know it's Valentine's at all?

Sleep with nerds!
Sleep with nerds!
Sleep with nerds!
Let them know it's Valentine's again!

Sleep with nerds!
Let them know it's Valentine's again!
Sleep with nerds!
Let them know it's Valentine's again!
An observation? A cry for help? You decide.

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Ashkicksass - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but loved the premise! So sweet!
Charlie Decker - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, I try :-)
Stuart McArthur - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Poignant, Charlie - Nerds should watch that movie "American Splendour" - as the nerdy guy in it says "nerds need empowering" - 555 - funny idea
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked, I liked. Now that I've read it I'm cool by association.
*snort snort*
Downloading kudos via my Socialisation Unit.
*snort snort*
Sweet Indigo - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehehehehehehe! Wonderful - you should release it and give the money to some kind of nerd rehabilitation unit.
Charlie Decker - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake A Ralphing: Just using the same internet as me makes you cool by association. Thanks for the kudos! Sweet Indigo: I'm thinking the United Way...Of Nerds. What do you think? Stuart: Everybody should watch American Spledor, not just nerds. Thanks for the praise.
Adagio - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) DKTOS, but it's sweet!
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Spread the love
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) How can you feel blue watching Star Trek?
Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) Let sleeping nerds lie.
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
D: ROFLMAO!
Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) When two nerds fall in love, it's a match made in Level 7.
Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - go nerds!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Still Level 5s.
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny stuff :-)
Kristof Robertson - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sleep with nerds...LOL! It doesn't get much better than that. 555
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) Nice work.
Phil Alexander - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The "Sleep with nerds" line had me chortling - guess I know where you're coming from ;-)
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Finally a song for me!!!
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Holy Moly, I am laughing so hard!! How have I missed this??
martha - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL very funny song!!

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