Song Parodies -> I Put A Hit on You (Because You Whine)

Original Song Title:

"I Put A Spell on You (Because You're Mine)"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Put A Hit on You (Because You Whine)"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

Remember kids - snitches get stiches!
I put a hit on you
Because you whine
You should have watched who you tattled to
That's a promise
I ain't lying

A tire iron to the skull from Uncle Sal
I don't wanna hear none of your own rationale
I put a hit on you
Because you whine!

(Long instrumental break)

I put a hit on you
Because you whine
And now its time we bid you adieu
By revolver, or my nine

I can't wait to see the look on that dumb fed's face
When your head shows up on the doorstep of his place
I put a hit on you
Because you whine!
Eww...I little more violent than I usually write.
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Kristof Robertson - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloody hell, Decker....remind me never to get on your bad side! ;-) 555
Charlie Decker - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
That's probably a good idea...
Red Ant - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
DR THIS version of TOS, only Screamin Jay Hawkins, and the lyrics I downloaded looked seiously incomplete to rate this. Besides, atleast 5 people have covered this. Cant vote. PS- Use the revolver, less likely to jam. :)
Rex - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me make you a fiver you can't refuse...
Dee Range - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(From deep in the witness protection program) 9's :-)
Red Ant - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, I found a CCR album, but this wasn't on it. I stand corrected on the revolver or nine issue. USE THEM BOTH!
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist on the original...i like it...5s

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