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Song Parodies -> "Achoo, Flu"

Original Song Title:

"For You, Blue"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Achoo, Flu"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Ready or not, I'm back!
Because you make my body ache, I hate you!
Because you make me freeze and shake, it's true
I feel more sick than ever, nurse, I do

I caught it in the morning, germs- I hate you!
By one o'clock my lips were turning blue
Each moment lasts a lifetime with the flu

(Spoken during instrumental break):
(Snot. Snot phleghm snot.
Blow, nostrils, blow!
Same old Hong Kong flu.
E-coli's got nothing on this baby!)

Because you mutate every year, I hate you!
I shook a hand, that's all I had to do
I feel it now, and millions feel it too

Because you make me cough and wheeze, I hate you!
Because you make me sniff and sneeze, it's true
I loathe you more than ever, germs, I do
Blood in my poo
It's getting close to flu season, boys and girls. Be prepared!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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