Michael Vick was Ron Mexico, but
Now he's Michael Vick, not Ron Mexico, he
Told the docs his name was Ron Mexico
Like the docs couldn't see he's the famed QB

Every gal meets Ron Mexico will
Get a special gift from Ron Mexico, gift
That keeps on giving from Ron Mexico, but
She'll file suit against Michael Vick

He was number one to all the football fans
Now his image has been blotched
Because he has cold sores on his crotch

I'll buy jerseys of Ron Mexico, hell
No you can't buy things of Ron Mexico, cause
You can't make fun of Ron Mexico now
What will Mexico do with the simplex?
That's between Michael and his Valtrex

Mexico (Michael Vick)
Mexico (Michael Vick)

It could be much worse, he could have had the clap
Still he'll need a good defense
Gave her the Mike Vick experience

Michael Vick was Ron Mexico, but
Now he's Michael Vick, not Ron Mexico, his
Virus can't be cured, Ron Mexico, now
Women in Georgia all have to beware
As Tagliabue rips out his hair

Rush Limbaugh laughs 'bout Ron Mexico, while
All Atlanta cries 'bout Ron Mexico, cause
He's a laughingstock, Ron Mexico well
How did Ron Mexico get so darn sick?
That's just between him and Michael Vick!

Mexico!