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Song Parodies -> "Michael Vick (Not Ron Mexico, No)"

Original Song Title:

"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Vick (Not Ron Mexico, No)"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Last week, NFL superstar Michael Vick was slapped with a lawsuit claiming that he gave a Georgia woman 'the gift that keeps on giving.' The highlight of the lawsuit is the alleged fact that Vick seeks treatment for the virus using the amazingly hilarious alias "Ron Mexico."
Michael Vick was Ron Mexico, but
Now he's Michael Vick, not Ron Mexico, he
Told the docs his name was Ron Mexico
Like the docs couldn't see he's the famed QB

Every gal meets Ron Mexico will
Get a special gift from Ron Mexico, gift
That keeps on giving from Ron Mexico, but
She'll file suit against Michael Vick

He was number one to all the football fans
Now his image has been blotched
Because he has cold sores on his crotch

I'll buy jerseys of Ron Mexico, hell
No you can't buy things of Ron Mexico, cause
You can't make fun of Ron Mexico now
What will Mexico do with the simplex?
That's between Michael and his Valtrex

Mexico (Michael Vick)
Mexico (Michael Vick)

It could be much worse, he could have had the clap
Still he'll need a good defense
Gave her the Mike Vick experience

Michael Vick was Ron Mexico, but
Now he's Michael Vick, not Ron Mexico, his
Virus can't be cured, Ron Mexico, now
Women in Georgia all have to beware
As Tagliabue rips out his hair

Rush Limbaugh laughs 'bout Ron Mexico, while
All Atlanta cries 'bout Ron Mexico, cause
He's a laughingstock, Ron Mexico well
How did Ron Mexico get so darn sick?
That's just between him and Michael Vick!


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Dee Range - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm all over this story like chancres on a quarterback. Ain't this a hoot? 555
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Timely and funny.........555
Charlie Decker - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. Dee, I wish that everybody else was all over the story as well. I'm cracking Ron Mexico jokes all over the place, but nobody gets them! It's frustrating!

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