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Song Parodies -> "Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Shame on me for writing this. It just seemed so simple...
His parents said they wouldn't be home tonight
"Just order up some food, we're sure you'll be alright."
He goes under the sheets and he turns off all the lights
So beat it, just beat it.

He's got his tapes, he's got a few DVDs
He's got the Cinemax, what's wrong with the TV?!
The signal's disappeared, better use the PC
So beat it, like it owes you money!

Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong, but feelin' so right
Just beat it (beat it.)
Just beat it (beat it)

His mom came back, she needed to get her bag
She went to check on him, if just to be a nag
She opened up his door and she started to gag
Don't beat it! Don't beat it!

A girl invited him to come see her band
"I think that I love you, why won't you be my man?"
He told her and he told her, "You don't understand,"
Just beat it, "I make love to my hand!"

So beat it, beat it
Soon your genes will be depleated!
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right.
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)

(Continue to fadeout)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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MrMacphisto - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Two thumbs up, if you know what I mean....
Leo Jay - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That's so funny, just yesterday, I was thinking about that Seinfeld episode where Costanza's mom caught him beating it... Nice (hand) job.
M-Dawg - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
y is that the teenager anthem?
Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555! Masonic Secret Self-Handshake! Draining The Dragon! Burping The Worm! Choking The Sheriff And Waiting For The Posse To Come! Sloppy Joe's Last Stand! Playin' Backstroke Roulette! Five-Card-Stud-Solitaire! Taming The One-Eyed Wonder-Weasel!

Charlie, you might get a laugh from my parody "I Choked The Sheriff" :

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarleyericclapton1.shtml
Charlie Decker - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you much. Johhny D., checked out your parody and left a nice little comment.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A barrage of 5s for you, but I apologise for my sick, sick mind when I immediately thought of an unholy reason why the mother began to gag. *The shame* You had me in hook, line and sinker with this one, you must be a true MASTER BAITER.
The Great Karlando - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
An then there's my all time favorite: Firing the Surgeon General :)
Tim Hall - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Erma Bombeck once said that ALL teenagers are from outer space. Great job!
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Shame on you, Charlie! :) 555 (yeah, why hadn't anyone thought of it before?)
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job... er... um... that didn't come out right... shoot, neither did that.... or that. *g* (SOTM)
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) See above, happy to come again.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) Considering this one for top three, it's just so three thumbs up!
Spaff.com - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you suggesting that Michael Jackson's original *isn't* about punchin' the munchkin? Excellent job, Sgt. Decker. (Huh huh - he said "job.")
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, Spaff - I was going to suggest giving him a big hand for a great job. Or something like that
zfunky1 - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
A bit horrifying.... surrealistic.... a real nightmare. Oh wait, that's my teen years. This hits a bit too close to home *sob* 555 Great jo-- nice parody.
Adagio - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(MAY SOTM) Good parody!
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Maybe you should get the May Onan Award... ;-)
neminem - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Eh, pretty good, didn't think it was that funny though. I'm obviously a minority, but I'm gonna have to be the lamer who gave you 4s and ruined your perfect record ;-).
2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Charlie, I had my doubts, but you have put them to rest with a wave of your (albeit sticky) hand. Great job
MysteryGoat - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
> Find my happy place... find my happy place...
Charlie Decker - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't worry MysteryGoat...just find your power animal. We'll get through this together... Thanks for the compliments everybody. Thanks for nothing neminem ;-)...We usually get along so well, too.
Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Good parody...shame on you. :/
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) The above comment still stands...Johnny is the Master of His Domain!
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Er, I mean Charlie is the Master of His Domain!
Scathe - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) Well done, Charlie.
MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wrong, so very wrong.
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) I liked the beat...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm amazed you can still get it up at your age. ;) Still beat-iful.
Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(aBc) Still at it, I see. You'll go blind, you know.
Charlie Decker - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Experience, experience, experience Luke. That's the key. Thanks again everyone else. Drive home safely!
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hold on a second, I can't comment right now... my glasses fell off and I can't see two feet in front of me without 'em...
Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) excellent and hilarious Charlie - you're right - women are superfluous - 555
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above, still happy to come yet again!
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Crude, rude and with loads of 'tude...loved it! 555
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe simple, but no one else tackled it!
Destiny - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
555!!! Excellent job.

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