-> "Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)"
The Lyrics
His parents said they wouldn't be home tonight
"Just order up some food, we're sure you'll be alright."
He goes under the sheets and he turns off all the lights
So beat it, just beat it.
He's got his tapes, he's got a few DVDs
He's got the Cinemax, what's wrong with the TV?!
The signal's disappeared, better use the PC
So beat it, like it owes you money!
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong, but feelin' so right
Just beat it (beat it.)
Just beat it (beat it)
His mom came back, she needed to get her bag
She went to check on him, if just to be a nag
She opened up his door and she started to gag
Don't beat it! Don't beat it!
A girl invited him to come see her band
"I think that I love you, why won't you be my man?"
He told her and he told her, "You don't understand,"
Just beat it, "I make love to my hand!"
So beat it, beat it
Soon your genes will be depleated!
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right
Just beat it, beat it
'Till the urge has been defeated
Show them how lonely and sad is your life
Hearin' it's wrong but feelin' so right.
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
(Continue to fadeout)
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