Song Parodies -> I'll Never Vote for Shrub Again

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"

Original Performer:

Burt Bacharach

  
Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Vote for Shrub Again"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

Not that I ever did vote for Shrub, but for argument's sake...
What do you get when you vote for Shrub?
A Prez to reduce the world to rubble
That's when I know we are in trouble
I'll never vote for Shrub again...
I'll never vote for Shrub again.

What do you get when Bush cuts your tax?
A big ol' fat gift if you're the richest
If you are not, you'll know he's ditched us!
I'll never vote for Shrub again...
I'll never vote for Shrub again

Don't tell me cause it is wartime
That I must overlook all his crimes
All of the fear, the fear that blinds you,
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get Shrub rules the world?
Pollution and melting of the ice caps
That's what you get; I won't think twice that
I'll never vote for Shrub again...
Oh I'll never vote for Shrub again

All of the fear, the fear that blinds you,
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you vote for Shrub?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So, since I hope we'll see Tomorrow
I'll never vote for Shrub again...
I'll never vote for Shrub again
I'll never vote for Shrub again...
I'll never vote for Shrub again
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Leo Jay - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice incorporation/adaptation of some of the original lyrics.
Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't blame me, I voted with the majority.

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