Crazy, how I, feel tonight
Crazy how you start to look alright love
The lush me has a thing for you
And my brew gives you beauty untrue
Two chins, one brow, 'bove your eye
But in this stupor your leg hair looks nice

Captain Morgan, I'll be your first mate
Or run off with Bacardi
Make Cola jealous - could Jack Daniels be
Here with us while his wife's weeping?

Let's rock out 'till the cops come
Then "Cheese it! Run, guys!" First fill my flask up
Offshur, I shwear, I'mb not jrunk

It's crazy, I'm drinking, just planning that I'll paint the town
And here I've stumbled to the ground
Lift me right-side-up so I don't drown
In my puke when I start dreaming

Captain Morgan, let me drink you please
I might spill much, as I sway and fall
Dying 'cause of this spell you cast on me
Each shot glass, fat girls look better
Lush me, come on, oh yeah

It's crazy, I'm drinking, just planning that I'll paint the town
And here I've stumbled to the ground
Lift me right-side-up so I don't drown
In my puke when I start dreaming

Charlie Decker needs a Fake I.D.
So that I can explore the lush me
Not just parody - When that buzz I feel, then
I know that I write better
Come on, come on whiskey!

It's crazy, I'm thinkin', my ideas are so profound
Or make no sense, hell, I'm not sound
Turn me right side up so I don't drown
Food from hours ago I'm tasting, my puke, my puke
Will bring back the food I've downed
You'll know, I will treat you to all the things I've been keeping deep inside
Since lunch, each whiskey, I'm up to seven

Lush me, getting, hazy
Much booze gotten into me
That I will give you back again and again
So drunk, can't find my fingers, but please
Please, just flip me over