-> "No Cursing or Sex - But Violence!"
Original Song Title:
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
Parody Song Title:
"No Cursing or Sex - But Violence!"
The Lyrics
Picture yourself in a seat in a theatre
Watching as they kill five hundred bad guys
Somebody's topless - a hint of a nipple
Clearchannel will cover your eyes!
Shiny machine guns shoot round after round
Thoughtlessly blowing up heads
Some stupid shock jock lets one f-bomb slip
And he's gone...
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!
Sneaking on down to a newsstand on Broadway
I ask for a playboy, the cashier just sighs
Look down at him as he asks me for I.D.
I'm two feet taller than this guy
Two empty hands as I walk from the store
I'll be eighteen in four days
But I get offered last month's "guns weekly"
For half off...
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!
Picture yourself in a room in the Whitehouse
The President brags about "culture of life"
Says he's got values and strong moral fiber
As he blows Iraqis sky high...
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
No cursing or sex - but violence!
Aahhhh!
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