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Eggs and ham and bacon grease and now I'll never see my feet
And look at these, pants in tatters!
I'm fatter. (Fatter)
My weight is so alarming but it's only me I'm harming
All you can eat buffets, I've shut them down
I've got a pot belly big enough to hide my genitalia
A brand new fashion? (Fatter)
Burgers, french fries, chocolate shake
And cake and cake and cake and CAKE and
Look at these, pants in tatters!
All this chitter chatter, chitter chatter, chitter chatter
'bout chronic heart diseases
My heart's beating fine as far as I can tell
Doctors are getting madder! (Fatter)
My body's a giant mess
And now I have to wear a dress
A dress, a dress, a dress! Does it matter?
I'm fatter. Does it matter?
(Instrumental break/hand clapping)
Ahhh, look at these, pants in tatters! I'm fatter
Look at me, getting fatter. I'm fatter
Eating 'cause of stress and fun and
that's what makes me weigh a ton
Soda, candy chocolate treats
Necessitate the Fat Police
And look at these, pants in tatters, yeah! I'm fatter...
Don't you know that my weight's goin' up, up, up, up, up!
No amount of food will be enough 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff 'nuff
You got cake mix and butter, raw eggs, and milk
What a delectible platter, I'm fatter
There's raw cake batter, splattered all over my moustache.
I'm too fat for Jared's diet, but go ahead, take me to Subway, I'm kind of hungry
My aching bladder!
I spend whole days on the
Crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper crapper
Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die on the crapper!
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