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Song Parodies -> "When You Dance I Can Give You Ones"

Original Song Title:

"When You Dance I Can Really Love"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"When You Dance I Can Give You Ones"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Chris Rock talks about the subject best: "I love strippers! I do have a problem with the stripper myth. The stripper myth is, 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition. No you're not! If there's all these strippers in college, then how come I never got a smart lap dance? Shit, I didn't know there was a college that accepted tuition in one dollar bills!"
When you dance
Do you gather singles
As jerks all glance?
In my pants
Mr. Lonely tingles
With pure romance

I've got something to ask you
Who writes your show?
I like the bond 'tween
You and the pole
When you dance, ooh-ooh, I can give you ones

Give you ones, I can give you ones, I can give you ones
Give you ones, I can give you ones, I can give you ones
Like a money clip holder
A wallet for dough
Fucntions your g-string
Efficient, no?
When you dance, ooh-ooh, I can give you ones

When you dance
How your assets jiggle
They've been enhanced
In a trance
While the fellas fiddle
With their own lance

I've got something to ask - can
I be your beau?
Dad always told me,
"Find a nice ho."
When you dance, ooh-ooh, I can give you ones

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stuart McArthur - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
but if she paces it well, adds a touch of humour, and doesn't dance all uptight to "Complicated" will you give her fives? here, like this....555
alvin rhodes - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
here's 3 fives for your waistband
Alex Morris - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was funny. Here's fifteen for you.

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