-> "Vice President Cheney"
Original Song Title:
"Gee, Officer Krupke" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vice President Cheney"
Dear Vice President Cheney
You gotta understand
Your rhetoric's insan-ey
It's getting out hand
The president's a dummy
The senate's full of schmucks
Golly Moses, naturally we're fucked!
Vice President Cheney, we're very upset
We don't have the health care the rest of the first world gets
We ain't rabble rousers,
It's your last term, now do some good!
Do some good!
Do some good, do some good
Do some selfless good
Like, it's your last term now do some good!
(Dick Cheney, spoken):
Fuck off, you little bastard!
I'll report you to the world!
I'm protected by free speech!
Dear Sandra Day O'Connor
The future's lookin' bleak
We're almost where 'your honor'
Is a figure of speech
Now Roe v. Wade's in trouble
Were civil rights a fad?
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so mad!
(Sandra Day O'Connor):
Vice President Cheney, you gave me a scare
This boy is just deluded, there's no need to despair
But once he's turned 30, it oughta be curbed
Young, idealistic - he's disturbed!
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the left disturbed
Like, liberty's dying - we're disturbed!
Well, time to collect my pension. Apolitcal judges have officially gone the way of the dodo. Enjoy my replacement, Floyd Burnington*
Hey, this means the death of the Constitution!
Take it up with the free press!
The Prez is like a pastor
The Veep assaulted me
The war is a disaster
Environment? No trees!
Most of the free world hates us
Along with those oppressed
Goodness gracious, this nation's a mess!
Shut up you baby, you ignorant slob
Your freedom isn't free - go tell your lib'ral lynch mob!
Your mom is a hooker, you think you are slick?!
You're not just boneheaded, you're sick!
I am sick!
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick, sick, sick!
Like, Fox News says it and so we're sick!
Shut up! Your wacko liberal theories are out of touch. American Liberalism is purely a social disease.
Hey, I got a social disease!
Just go and ask the average voter!
Dear kindly southern voter
You haven't got a buck
Like a stalled NASCAR motor
Y'all are down on your luck
It's not I'm anti-US
I'm only anti-Smirk
Gloryosky, quit being a jerk!
Terror and Islam got us shiverin'
You don't speak for the peeps, you're speaking for Bin Laden!
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
You freedom-haters are no good!
I'm no good!
We're no good, we're no good
Christ says we're no good
Like we all hate freedom, we're no good!
The trouble's what he's become!
The trouble's he's a clod!
The trouble's he hates freedom!
The trouble's he hates God!
The trouble is he's moaning!
The trouble is he groans!
Cheney, you've got troubles all your own!
Vice President Cheney, we're down on our knees
'Cause no one wants a liberal - it's a social disease
Vice President Cheney, our country is sick
Vice President Cheney -
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