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Song Parodies -> "Just Juice It"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Just Juice It"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

A simple story of steroids in baseball. The "Argh!'s" in question are the sounds of 'roid rage.
Guess who's back?
Back again
Barry's back
F**k Aaron
Now everyone report to the ballpark
To the ballpark
To the ballpark
Now everyone report to the ballpark
Alright stop...It's Balco time!

Come here small girly men, bring your mitt
Guess who's back with a brand new hit
And I don't mean hit as in a line drive single through the infield on to the outfield (Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
No worries, papa's got a brand new brand of roids
All known tests for steriod usage it avoids
Soon I'll crush all baseball records like childrens' toys
And that's not a stab at Babe Ruth, it's inevitable
Fountain of youth's what I found and I inject it sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with deep flies
Good God, we inject in the can
Bend down, touch your toes, be a man
Get injected in the buttocks
Like spinach does for popeye, and it's cool if you testify
Nobody's gonna know, it's secret
Tell the grand jury, it's OK!
Oops, someone's source is loose
And everyone just heard you admit use

Now I'm gonna hit some balls
Past the wall
Steroids cause it all
Oops I mean work
Hard hard work
(You big-foreheaded jerk!)
Alright now juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Just juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Roid raging
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)

Spring training, I'm weight gaining
To blast dingers, 'cause I'm a free swinger
And I'm not a thinker, some team's new ringer
I don't care, long as I get paid
In in the batter's box, hitting lots of moonshots
The game's over, head to my locker
I don't know what I'm taking
All I know is when I take it, it is gonna (Ah-nold voice) "Pump my body"
Excuse me, sir, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm just trying to avoid any hard work
Could you poke me in the buttocks with a syringe?
Inject me, maybe rub some cream on? (Yeah!)
Now let's inject, let's get ahead
(Bud Selig) "Man, you must be up out your head"
Bud! (Argh! Argh!) Roid rage! Retread!
'Roid' isn't what I said!

Now I'm gonna hit some balls
Past the wall
Steroids cause it all
Oops I mean work
Hard hard work
(The rage is just a perk!)
Alright now juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Just juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Roid raging
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)

It's August and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was sitting butt naked on the field juicing (Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember,
All I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said save it, boy, we've got you on tape
Yelling at George Steinbrenner to (Ah-nold voice) "Pump my body!"

This is the part where the sport breaks down
Everyone's juiced, they all cheat - and how!
Everyone hits 80 homers now
But Balco falls and everybody's cover's down!
Snap back to morality
Look! It's Giambi!
"Yo, I told you I was sorry!" Jason, for what?
Dinger dinger dinger dinger dinger homer
I don't have any lines to go right here, so dinger, Luis Polonia!
Fellas! (WHAT?!) Fellas (WHAT?!)
Shrink both your nuts, make your fat butt jealous! (What??)
Cream roids
Clear roids
Needle roids
Pill Roids
Spring roids
Fall roids
I'm takin' all roids
Everyone report to the ballpark
It's a call for some tainted baseball, mark
This season, for more sleaze and
Steriods (Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Just short of treason

Now I'm gonna hit some balls
Past the wall
Steroids cause it all
Oops I mean work
Hard hard work
(You big-foreheaded jerk!)
Alright now juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Just juice it
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Roid raging
(Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)
Oh baby
(Argh! Argh!)

UmMmMmm pump my body
UmMmMmm pump my body
Steroids will pump my body
I mean work will pump my body

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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haylee - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
it is helarios i loved it!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Dunno how I missed this one. Fine humour here, now and then you'll use too many syllables but I'm Eminem obsessive so don't mind me. 'You big-foreheaded jerk' had me snortling. 5s
Charlie Decker - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, I was worried about that being the weakest line in the whole song, Luke. Glad you liked it, though. So, is Marshall Mathers huge down under, or is it just you? (I immediately regret the phrasing of the question and retract it...)
Red Ant - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I didnt vote, but alot of Eminem songs are very difficult to parody, so I give you props for that.
Apricot - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Beautiful.
Agrinorfee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Luke Brattoni should be envious.
Red Ant - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I see I commented on this one before; before I knew that you (and Luke) are very good at Eminem parodies. I had thought of "The Real Slim Shady" called "The Hurt Bonds Barry" a while back as well. Very good Charlie.
Rick D - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the "Roid Rage" idea. I may steal it like a base.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Steroids make for pumped-up-funny parodies, JA !!!
Rick C - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Great parody, Charlie!
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
( J ) wow - big effort - I wish I understood the sport to appreciate it more, and LOL on your first comment Charlie - and yes he is big downunder (Eminem not Luke - although how would I know?) (clean meaning not the other one)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL. Still a homer, Charlie. (clean meaning not the other one)
Phil Alexander - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Very impressive, Charlie. Good take on a worthwhile subject (to a song that I barely know, but admit, but I'm sure you've nailed the pacing)
Jeff Reuben - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Raffy brought the subject back to the forefront for you in time for the contest...how nice! Well done on a tough song!

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