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Song Parodies -> "Glass Half Full"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Glass Half Full"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Sometimes you need to look at things half-full, or else you'll go nuts. After this parody, I'll go back to my norm of decking Dubya. But for 2:17, I'll try to find something good to take away from his reelection...
I told you 'bout thinking mens' fears
We're stuck with Dubya for four more years
Now there's no other place we can go
We'll reap what we sowed-
No need to forget or forgive
Bill Tong has a reason to live!
Looking at the glass half full

I told you 'bout John Kerry, you see, man
You know the race was close as can be, man
We'll I'll admit something, if I dare:
He lost fair and square
Re-shuffle the Dems for good, yeah
Edwards/Obama ticket in '08, yeah
Looking at the glass half full

I told you Osama should be killed
I tell you man, he's living now still
We're vulnerable now, can't you see?
Listen to me!
Nuclear warhead explosion
Won't need a Prez anymore!
Looking at the glass half full!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Paul Robinson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Obla-di, Obla-da, a good job, Charles, la-la-la-la, real good job. 5's...
John Barry - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, optimism.
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it, Charlie! 555

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