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Song Parodies -> "The Bikini Inspector"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Fields Forever"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Bikini Inspector"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

As Federal Bikini Inspector, I would impliment a 40% reduction in overall bikini size.
Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Hope those are real
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector

Everything here seems in order
Everything lines up, I can see
This won't take long, we'll soon be done
Fill these papers out
You can list those as double D's

Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
No, you can't squeal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector

No dumb frat boy is in my league
I'm the inspector federal
That means you can't, you know, resist
But I'm polite
My hands are often spick-and-span

Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Find what's concealed
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector

Often "No!", sometimes try to flee
But you know this job is like a dream
It must be done, even on days
When it's all thongs
More important than Dick Cheney

Let me check you out
'Cause I'm going to
Cop me a feel
Handprints will heal
You never should leave home without
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector
The bikini inspector

...I'm very small...

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alvin rhodes - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job on a difficult song to parody...funny concept too...5s plus
Johnny D - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
And when you play it backwards it says, "Decker Charlie, deck her, Charlie, pecker, Charlie, peck her, Charlie..."
Agrimorfee - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Wacky idea.
Kristof Robertson - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn...if I wasn't already the mastermind behind the Amiright Party, I'd want your job....555
Red Ant - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
As Secretary of OFfense this is good. You get no criticism from me for your new job, although a by-law of this postion you now hold is that any contraband bikinis confiscated must be turned over to me for criticism.... they must still be on the law-breaker who is wearing them.
Peter Andersson - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry Charlie but there's no such thing as a 40 % large bikini so a 40% reduction is impossible and would enforce public nudity (not that it's anything wrong with that (with some exceptions) ). BTW: Who's going to be secretary of finances? Am I overqualified?
John Barry - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Mammary feels forever.
Charlie Decker - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. Once I'm swept into office as the Federal Bikini inspector, I will need some underlings. There are some openings at the 65 and older beach down in Palm Springs. Any takers?
EmiLoca - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
As Head of International Affairs, it is unfortunate that I must inform you that North Korea has withdrawn from any talks of future bikini inspection. I suspect we will have to secretly inspect their bikinis without them knowing...or launch a surprise attack and JUST RIP THEM OFF!!! 5's.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Red alert! Red alert! Camel toe at Sector 5!
Rick C - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of funny in this one, Charlie............5s
Charlie Decker - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Emi, this is the part where I'd make some lewd, sexually suggestive comment, but I feel that I'd be infringing on Luke's game. Hitting on you is all that he has left, and I won't be the one to take that away from him.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Waiter, I didn't order SOUR GRAPES.
Waiter - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite correct, Mr. Brattoni, quite correct --- but you DID order KUMQUARTS---er, I mean, KUMQUATS.
Charlie Decker - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing personal, bro. I'm just still a bit ticked that you got all the good lines in "The Girl Is Mine."
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww, poor bubbikins. ;) Well, you have a lotta 'ay' rhymes in the Dre verses for you to carve your excellence into.
Pope Spaff LXIX - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I've never understood the point of bikinis. I mean, why bother? But if we gotta have 'em, we may as well inspect 'em. I intend to supervise your work very closely, young man. Including multiple security cameras.

Great stuff, Sgt Decker. Kudos, especially, on your various subs for "nothing is real."

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