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Song Parodies -> "Stacy's Mom (Has Got a Dirty Bomb)"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom (Has Got a Dirty Bomb)"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Pretty much a simple song about the folly of the USA PATRIOT act.
Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb

Stacy, we have surveillance of your home (of your home)
We screen e-mail and tap your phone (tappin' your phone)
Because your mom is on our no-fly list (no-fly list)
Are we right, or is this one of many we've missed? (lots we've missed)
You know we can detain you for no reason indeed
Since nine eleven, you can't gripe, you see?

Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
From Osama; or could be from Saddam
Stacy can you say, "Mom's in Guantanamo Bay"
We probably are wrong, but we have detained Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb

Stacy, do you realize how we spied on your mom? (spied on mom)
Your mommy said that her shoes "are the bomb" (They're the bomb)
We could tell she meant it by the laugh she forced (laugh she forced)
And the way she said, "Metaphorically, of course." (joking, of course)
And we know that we're often very incorrect
But for the nation's good, our power has to go unchecked!

Stacy's mom has got a dirty bomb
From Osama; or could be from Saddam
Stacy can you say, "Mom's in Guantanamo Bay"
We probably are wrong, but we have detained Stacy's mom

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cosmic - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hehe, this is inspired.
neminem - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. Nice idea, I certainly would never have thought of that.
John Ashcroft - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Decker, I'm ordering an impoundment of your computer.
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Im glad they caught her before her PMS days.
Bob Gomez, patriotically - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT work, Charlie, especially the "Metaphorically, of course" line. Best satire I've seen about the unmentionable Act. 555 d;:^)
Phil Alexander - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but caught this 'cause of Bob's comment: it is excellent work as he said.

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