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Song Parodies -> "Honkey Man"

Original Song Title:

"Monkey Man"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Honkey Man"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

As a person who is half white and half black, who better than me to write about this? If this song applies to you, that's a pity.
I'm a ghetto gangsta honkey
Fine and fresh and funky
That's not really true...
I wear Fubu, Ecko, Phat Farm
There's no need to raise an alarm
Still a Jew...
Well I like 50 Cent, Nas and Jay Z
(Though they all sound the same to me)
And you, babe?
Well I am just a honkey man, and I'm glad you are a honkey woman, too!
I was beaten by a bro'
He mocked me, called me his ho
But I know we cool...
My parents say it's just a phase
The new young person hipster craze
Not true!
Hope I don't strike you as moronic
Or a trifle too ironic
I love basketball shoes!
Well I am just a honkey man, and I'm glad you are a honkey, honkey woman too!

I'm a honkey! I'm a honkey!
I'm a honkey, man! I'm a honkey, man!
I'm a honkey! H-h-h-h-h-h-honkey! H-h-h-h-h-h-honkey! H-h-h-h-h-h-honkey!

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Total Votes: 2

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Claude Prez - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job; great song choice.
The Great Karlando - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Claude, excellent song choice.
Meriadoc - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
Charlie Decker - September 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Why thank you :-)

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