-> "Doughboy!"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Boy!"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Doughboy!"
The Lyrics
One part insane
Add two parts evil
His plan is to fatten people
Doughboy! Of Pillsbury,
Doughboy, with low self-esteem, wants you to be obsese
He'll lure you in
With his giggle
But soon he'll watch your belly jiggle
Doughboy! Of Pillsbury,
Doughboy, you'll be more heavy than Miss Kirstie Alley
Watch him smile and poke his tummy
All he wants is your money
He's got poor body image and he can't be slim
He wants you to be as fat as him!
Master of rolls
Captain of cookies
Eat the dough, don't bother cooking
Doughboy! Prince of pastry
Doughboy, the whole world can see that he's fresh out of glee
Yum, yum yum yum! Doughboy!
Yum, yum yum yum! Doughboy!
Yum, yum yum yum! Doughboy!
Yum, yum yum yum! Doughboy!
And when you weigh
More than a gross ton
You'll know that the doughboy has won
Doughboy! I guarantee
Doughboy, obese you will be with doughboy's victory
All his life
He's been waiting
Soon your gut there'll be no deflating
Doughboy! Cause in his dreams
Doughboy, every night can see a world that's fat like he
All of this song
I've been performing
Let it be your final warning
Doughboy! Of Pillsbury,
Doughboy, with low self-esteem, wants you to be obsese
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