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Song Parodies -> "Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby?"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Two years after the attacks on New York and Washington, Vice President Cheney still passes much of his time at an "Undisclosed location."
Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Noone seems to agree, baby (Undisclosed location)
Just where'd Dick Cheney go to hide?
A forest in Maine,
A steep mountainside...
Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Is it cold and rainy, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Where Dick Cheney's wasting our time?
He thinks to bad guys he is
A real target bona fide...
He'll make a bank run due to
His Halliburton, and
Where's his location? Secret location,
Find the location, here in this nation,
Cheney's vacation, determination to hide...
Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
With the Lindbergh Baby, maybe (Undisclosed location)
Will he stay there for his whole life?
His company got a contract,
Iraq's oil is his war bride...
Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
I'll make a guarantee, baby (Undisclosed location)
That he's got armed men by his side!
The whole free world at his hands
But he just hides and whines...

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Michael Pacholek - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I saw Dick Cheney on Meet the Press with Tim Russert. Doin' the Werewolves of Washington.
Irma Bates - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Charles Everett Decker? When did you get out? Pat Fitzgerald
Charlie Decker - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh ,I should get around to reading Rage sometime... For now, I'll just keep working on my parodies. This is one of my better ones...
Charlie Decker - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, I'm glad this one has been so well recieved. It is probably my favorite that I've ever written!
S.T.G. - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I enjoyed this (even being a bloody conservative) I gave you all fives b/c pacing was good, and humor was great. And also b/c, being one of the first AmI-Writers, I'm a pretty nice guy j/k good job
wdh - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, pity it couldn't be made longer
Spaff.com - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn, I wish I knew the original song. Funny stuff, Sgt. Decker. And Michaelopedia's comment made me laugh too.
Meriadoc - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very hard song to parody and you did an excellent job. Oh, and if you do run into Dick, could you ask him to lower those oil prices, since he's got 'em in his pocket? Thanks!
Adagio - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) DKTOS
Melhi - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) Looks like I've already restored my vote. Kinda figured I had... seeing as how this is one of my faves of yours. :)
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Hee, hee. He's in the trunk of my motherinlaw's car.
Rick C - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Good job here, Charlie...5s
Red Ant - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(G) DKTOS but I know you're a pacing nut and it is skillfully written. 5s.
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Dick Cheney's initials = D.C. Charlie Decker's initials = C.D. Coincidence? ;-)
Dee Range - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, hard-hitting satire, Charlie. Loved the Cheney/Lindburg baby rhyme especially. High 5's (H)
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) yes, with the Lindbergh baby maybe, and the weapons of mass destruction maybe - nice job, Charlie
Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) I wonder why he hid in the first place.
MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Nice work once again, Charlie.
Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but funny...although I think he doubles as George on the Apprentice.
2nz - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Darg... Don't Know This One. Funny read though, and my highlight was difinitiely: 'With the Lindbergh Baby, maybe'.
Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--I don't know the original either...=( But this made me grin. =)

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