I'll never see why priests are perverts
Parents need to be on the alert
Don't let your kid sit on the Father's knee...
I'll never see why priests are perverts
This scandal makes me want to convert
Millions from the Catholic Church will flee...
"It's not true," they say
"It's taboo," they say
"Misconstrued," they say
We're not too blind to see!
I'll never see why priests are perverts
On the subject, the Pope is too curt
No word from the Vatican, come on Father, don't touch Timmy...
"You're guilty," we say
"It can't be," we say
"Betrayed me," we say
We're not too blind to see...
Oh, father, you're a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty man
Dirty dirty such a dirty dirty dirty dirty man
Come on, Father, please, please, please!
I tell ya, You can teach me 'bout, God, you see
Teach me 'bout, Jesus John and Mary
Don't teach me 'bout, teach me 'bout, teach me 'bout anatomy...
Molestation, you can write it off
Say the kid's lying, and just shrug it off
There's one thing, Father, that I don't understand
You keep on tellin' me you're God's appointed man
Can you sleep at night? (Ooh!)
With your halo bright?
You know it's not right, it can't be right...

I'll never see why priests are perverts,
I'll never see why priests are perverts,
Never (never) never (never) never, never, never see...
I don't need no priestly perverts
Don't need no scandal, don't need no more hurt
Never (never) never (never) never never never see...