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Song Parodies -> "Four Hour Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Four Hour Wood"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Even seen those commercials for that ED drug that warn you that "erections lasting four hours or more, while rare, require immediate medical attention"?
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me
We did it till 2, isn't it good, four hour wood
We finished, I lit up a cig, watched smoke swirl through the air
But then I looked down and I noticed that it was still there

I sat in her bed, counting down time, starting to whine
It wouldn't go down, I thought I might, check the website
It told me to go see my doctor, I started to laugh
I told her I wouldn't, and went up to take a cold bath.

And, when I got out, realized I owned, this endless bone
So, did it three more times, isn't it good, four hour wood.

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Leo Jay - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh. Funny stuff. Very last line seems to have an extra syllable or two, but here's to a 5-5-5-hour stiffie.
Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a gnarly pecker, Charlie Decker. 5's
John Barry - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's like a sore dick: you can't Beatle it. Fives for "Four."
Meriadoc - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw the title and immediately said "someone's been watching Viagara commercials...." Excellent!
Peregrin - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Charlie, would that make yours a double-decker?
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
just like I said to the ex see alice??? (cialis)

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