I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me
We did it till 2, isn't it good, four hour wood
We finished, I lit up a cig, watched smoke swirl through the air
But then I looked down and I noticed that it was still there

I sat in her bed, counting down time, starting to whine
It wouldn't go down, I thought I might, check the website
It told me to go see my doctor, I started to laugh
I told her I wouldn't, and went up to take a cold bath.

And, when I got out, realized I owned, this endless bone
So, did it three more times, isn't it good, four hour wood.