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Song Parodies -> "Scary Kerry?"

Original Song Title:

"Maybe Katie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Kerry?"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Decker

The Lyrics

Is Kerry really all that scary? Well, now that he's got the Democratic nomination locked up, if you're a Democrat: get over it!
What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?
What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?

What's the use in being wary?
Can't you see that Kerry's very
Set to send Shrub back to the prairie
Celebrate, laugh and be merry!

What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?
What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?

I don't know what the fuss is all about, the
Status Quo, is that we can't live with Bush past two-
thousand-fo', if you've got a shred of doubt then get over it

What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?
What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?

Can't you see him with the nomination?
He's everything that you've been waiting for
He's gonna wreck George Bush, stop hatin'
You'll change your mind when Bush he starts debatin'
Do you know, every Bush that wants his clan to rule for life?
We won't see them any more, they'll soon be done
Once Dubya's out, their last hurrah, so thanks John Kerry!

What's so scary about, what's so scary about, what's so scary about, Kerry?
(fade out...)

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Danny - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! We need more BNL parodies like this one! Good job Mr Decker, keep up the good work.
Senior Naked - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Like your stuff and your politics
Charlie Decker - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Senior. I appreciate the compliment.

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