-> "Messed Up My Physique"
Original Song Title:
"Up On Cripple Creek"
Parody Song Title:
"Messed Up My Physique"
The Lyrics
When I was a little younger
You know how I used to be?
Abs you could grate parmesean cheese on
Biceps strong as an oak tree
The girls would call me beefcake, or else hot stuff
Joy that I once knew
Now when I look in the mirror
I cannot believe it was true
Messed up my physique, I'm tubby
Hear those floorboards creak, I'm chubby
Always have to eat, I need some grub please
I broke my knees; got a scooter? I need one!
The food bug had stung me
To McDonalds I did go
But on the way there I bought hot dogs
Chips, soda and some fried dough
Got a supersized meal
But dropped it on the floor
Hell, I ate it up anyway
Then I ordered some more
Messed up my physique, I'm tubby
Hear those floorboards creak, I'm chubby
Always have to eat, I need some grub please
I worship gods of the sesame seed bun!
I dunk my bread in butter
And I wash it down with olive oil
I make Kirstie Alley look as skinny as
Lara Flynn Boyle
Now there's one thing in the whole wide world
I sure would like to see
That's the BK omlette sandwich
I think I'll have two or three
Messed up my physique, I'm tubby
Hear those floorboards creak, I'm chubby
Always have to eat, I need some grub please
I tip the scales at damn near a metric ton!
Well I'm lazier than the New York Knicks;
When I'm traveling close range
I drive, I'm scared If I walk I'll step
On a dollar, and make change
Now that just makes my heart get clogged
Now my arteries are hard
But I swear, between health and fatty food
I'll always choose my lard
Messed up my physique, I'm tubby
Hear those floorboards creak, I'm chubby
Always have to eat, I need some grub please
A heart disease? Hell, I've had a real good run
Now I can't fit on my sofa
Sweat when I answer the phone
I'm sick of my butt having
Its own area code
So I guess I'll call the lipo doctor
Tell him I'll be rolling in
But you you, deep down I'm kinda tempted
To eat my weight in snacks again!
Messed up my physique, I'm tubby
Hear those floorboards creak, I'm chubby
Always have to eat, I need some grub please
I'd love to eat a whole horse; do you see one?
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