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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 7
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 7
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Star Trekkin' | The Firm | Doctor Who Magazine | Clarinetmad | |||
| The Star-Spangled Banned | Traditional | Canadian Customer Service Center | Liz | |||
| Starbucks | A | Nescafe HQ | alfie | |||
| Stare At The Sun | Thrice | Optomitrist | Relik86 | |||
| Starf***ers, Inc. | Nine Inch Nails | Starbucks HQ, Christian hotline | mike hunt | |||
| Staring At The Sun | U2 | Optometrist | MadDog | |||
| Staring At The Sun | The Offspring | Optician | alfie | |||
| Staring At The Sun | The Offspring | Optometrists/Ophthamalogists | elevator182 | |||
| Starkville City Jail | Johnny Cash | Starkville MI City Jail | Amanda Barton | |||
| Starman | David Bowie | SETI | Bobby Bob | |||
| Stars | Kendred | VH1 Soul | LACHARVA | |||
| Stars And Stripes Of Corruption | Dead Kennedys | US Capitol | Matt | |||
| Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Ron | |||
| Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | Auto Repair Service | baywatch | |||
| Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | Any virus writer's answering machine | John B | |||
| State of Confusion | The Kinks | California Chamber of Congress | britrock | |||
| State Of Confusion | The Kinks | Any state police headquarters | Opie M. | |||
| State Of Confusion | The Kinks | Any state police headquarters | Opie M. | |||
| State Of Shock | Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger | Electric Company | Martha Irvin | |||
| The Statue Got Me High | They Might Be Giants | New York City Anti-Drug League | Jake | |||
| Stay (With Me) | Shakespear's Sister | Divorce Court | Tatiana | |||
| Stay Awhile | The Bells | Federal Prison | KooKooDee | |||
| Stay Awhile | The Bells | Kidnapping Victim's Support Group | kookoodee | |||
| Stay Hungry | Twisted Sister | Weight Loss Clinic | Andrew | |||
| Stay on These Roads | A-Ha | DWI Repeat Offender Rehabilitation program | Tatiana | |||
| Stay Together For The Kids | Blink 182 | Divorce Lawyers | Jammy | |||
| Stay Together For The Kids | Blink 182 | Divorce lawyer | Mayu | |||
| Stay With Me | Lorraine Ellison | Codependency therapy | Diddims | |||
| Stay With Me, Baby | Lorraine Ellison | Social Services | Diddims | |||
| Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | 911 Dispatch Center | nookie | |||
| Stayin' Alive | BeeGees | Funeral Home or Nursing Home | Tosha | |||
| Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | City Morgue | Death_Zero | |||
| Staying Alive | BeeGees | Hospital | Scarlett | |||
| Staying Alive | Bee Gees | Suicide hotline | nightrain express | |||
| Staying Alive | Bee Gees | Funeral home | intheWHAT | |||
| Staying Alive | Bee Gees | Hospital | JoeKing | |||
| Staying Alive | Bee Gees | Hospice or Funeral Home | ke | |||
| Steady As She Goes | The Raconteurs | Princess Cruise Lines | newrock | |||
| Steal Away | Robbie Dupree | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | Steve Gordon | |||
| Stealin' Babies | Our Lady Peace | Adoption agency | Relik86 | |||
| Stealing People's Mail | Dead Kennedys | Post Office | Kak | |||
| Steel Meets Steel | HammerFall | Al Jazeera | Maximus | |||
| Step In The Name Of Love | R Kelly | Parapelgic Support Group | Myron | |||
| Step Into The Light | Darren Hayes | Agoraphobia helpline | Jetta | |||
| Stick 'em Up | Quarashi | STD Clinic | JeReMy | |||
| Stick 'em Up | Quarashi | Police department | JeReMy | |||
| Stiff Upper Lip | AC/DC | Botox Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Still Alive and Well | Johnny Winter | Funeral Home | Ian | |||
| Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simon | Mental hospital | Ed | |||
| Still Here Waiting | Eve 6 | Comcast | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Still Here Waiting | Eve 6 | Comcast | RevengeFromMars YouTube | |||
| Still In Love With You | Thin Lizzy | Breakup Hotline | whyteen | |||
| Still Smokin' | Mystikal | Marijuana Detox | Syncronos | |||
| Still Tippin' | Mike Jones | LLW (limbs lost in war) support line | halifax | |||
| Still Waiting | Sum 41 | Any Hotline That Puts You On Hold | Guise | |||
| Still Waiting | Sum 41 | AOL | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Still Waiting | Sum 41 | Any company that puts you on hold. | stubbled into life | |||
| Stink Foot | Frank Zappa | Shoe Store | onlineuser | |||
| Stir It Up | Johnny Nash | James Bond's Bartender | elect treacle banana | |||
| Stole | Kelly Rowland | Police (theft) | Anne | |||
| Stole | Kelly Rowland | Theft Ring | Gar | |||
| Stolen | Dashboard Confessional | Lost and Found Dept. | VeritasDraco | |||
| Stolen Car | Sting | Kleptomaniac Hotline | Meagan | |||
| Stone Cold Crazy | Queen | Mental Asylum | Christina | |||
| Stone Cold Crazy | Metallica | Psychiatrist | Aaron Grahn | |||
| Stone Love | The Supremes | Drug Rehab Center | Jesus Geek | |||
| Stone Temple Pilots | Dead And Bloated | Coroner's Office | Red Ant | |||
| Stoned | Dido | Addictions Helpline | Zineg | |||
| Stoned | Smash Mouth | Drug Rehab Center | Mercedes | |||
| Stoned and Drunk | Black Label Society | Any Addiction Helpline Or Organization | Brian | |||
| Stoned Love | The Supremes | Drugs hotline | Daniel G. | |||
| Stoney End | Barbra Streisand | Clinic For Gallstone Sufferers | Bubble-edged Sword | |||
| Stop | Spice Girls | Rape Victims Hotline | Angel19 | |||
| Stop Draggin' My Car Around | Weird Al Yankovic | Mechanic | nicky | |||
| Stop Dragging My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty | Organ Donor Clinic | Harry May | |||
| Stop Looking | Papa Roach | Oculist / Eye Doctor / Optics | angy roach | |||
| Stop That Train | Vanilla Ice | Amtrack | Fbug | |||
| Stop Your Fussin' | Toni Childs | Mental Health Crisis Line | Tatiana | |||
| Stoppin The Love | KT Tunstall | Divorce Hotline | I am everyone but am I no one :) | |||
| Storm | Fernando Ortega | Meterologist | Admiral Memo | |||
| Storms Of Africa | Enya | Flood Insurance | Garrison | |||
| Stormy | Classics IV | Kylie Jenner's answering service | Bob | |||
| Stormy Weather | Lena Horne | National Weather Service | oldtimer | |||
| Story Of 100 Aisles | Our Lady Peace | K-Mart | jackblack | |||
| Story Of A Lonely Guy | Blink 182 | Playboy Channel Subscriptions Hotline | Heavy T | |||
| The Story Of My Old Man | Good Charlotte | Abuse From Parents Hotline | shawna | |||
| Straight Ahead | Kool and The Gang | Gay and Lesbian Alliance | Marv | |||
| Straight Into Darkness | Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers | Power Company | pimrizr | |||
| Straight On | Heart | Gay and Lesbian Liberation Chapter | Peter | |||
| Straight Outta Compton | NWA | Big Brothers and Big Sisters of So. Cal | Stacy | |||
| Straight Tequila Night | John Anderson | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Straight Up | Paula Abdul | Viagra Hotline | LaLaLisa | |||
| Straightjacket Feeling | The All-American Rejects | Psychiatric Hospital | MandaRuth-a-licious | |||
| Stranded | Heart | Tow Truck Company | Andrew | |||
| Strange | Patsy Cline | Family Help Line | Monica | |||
| Strange Brew | Cream | Anheiser-Busch (Budweiser) | britrock | |||
| Strange Brew | Cream | Miller Brewing Company | britrock | |||
| Strange Relationship | Darren Hayes | Marriage Counselor | Ed | |||
| Strange Relationship | Darren Hayes | Homosexual Dating Service | Relik86 | |||
| Strange World | Iron Maiden | Drug Rehab | Bill S |
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