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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 9
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 9
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Suicide Is Painless | The M*A*S*H | Suicide Prevention Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Suicide Is Painless | Johnny Mandel | The Samaritans | Brenno | |||
| Suicide Is Painless | Marilyn Manson | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Mistress Onixx | |||
| Suicide Is Painless | Manic Street Preachers | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Suicide Is Painless | Marilyn Manson | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Devil Master | |||
| Suicide Is Painless (Mash theme) | Johnny Mandel | Samaritans | Steve Wright | |||
| Suicide Isn't So Bad | Calico System | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Suicide Life | The Eels | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Suicide Machine | Death | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Suicide Solution | Ozzy Osbourne | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Mark Speck | |||
| Suicide Solution | Ozzy | Mental healh hotline | Harry | |||
| Suicide Solution | Marilyn Manson | Suicide Hotline | sPriNk | |||
| Suicide Solution | Ozzy Osbourne | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Ali Adamjee | |||
| Suicide Solution | Ozzy Osbourne | Suicide Help Hotline | Slash Jr. | |||
| Suicide's An Alternative | Suicidal Tendencies | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Suite-Pee | System of a Down | Toilets of The World | Glenn Roussaeu | |||
| Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | Pittsburgh Pirates | carly_carlz | |||
| Summer Breeze | Seals And Crofts | Ski Resort | Jesus Geek | |||
| Summer Girls | LFO | Arctic Research Center | Jetta | |||
| Summer Jam | Underdog Project | Iceland Travel Agency | Marv | |||
| Summertime | The Fire Theft | Ski Slopes | chronicdude | |||
| Summertime | Sublime | Siberian Airways | duhnees | |||
| Summertime, Summertime | The Jamies | Ski Resort | David | |||
| The Sun Always Shines on T. V. | a-ha | The Weather Channel | Martha Hankins | |||
| Sun City | Artists United Against Apartheid | South African Tourism Office | Bort & Ornie | |||
| Sunburn | Graham Gouldman | Cancer Foundation | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Sunday Bloody Sunday | U2 | Church Phone | deidre | |||
| Sunday Morning | The Velvet Underground | Any Church | rentacar | |||
| Sunday Will Never Be The Same | Spanky and Our Gang | Church | Christian | |||
| Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | Ray Ban | Dan Fletcher | |||
| Supalonely | Benee | Depression Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Super Freak | Rick James | Sex Shop | tictacs941 | |||
| Super Freak | Rick James | Abstinence Seminar | soul | |||
| Super Mega Fugly | Kevin Bloody Wilson | Plastic Surgery | Steaver370 | |||
| Super Trouper | ABBA | Army Registration | Liz | |||
| Super Villain | Powerman 5000 | Magneto's residence | DJ Blaze | |||
| Supercalafragalisticexpialadouchous | Marry Poppins | Speech Therapist | The_Raven7 | |||
| Superheroes | The Script | Comic Shop | Dongquan | |||
| Superman | Eminem | Feminist Organization | Rosie | |||
| Superman Can't Walk | Good Charlotte | Residence of Christopher Reeve | Megan | |||
| Superman's Dead | Our Lady Peace | D.C. Comics | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Superman's Dead | Our Lady Peace | Smallville Set | WB | |||
| Supernaut | Black Sabbath/NIN/1000 Homo DJs (Ministry) | NASA | heavy metal | |||
| Supernova | Liz Phair | NASA | Genevieve | |||
| Superstar | Stellar Kart | Suicide Helpline | JeReMy | |||
| Surrender | Laura Pausini | Military Base | Relik86 | |||
| Survivor | Destiny's Child | Richard Hatch | DJ Blaze | |||
| Survivor | Destiny's Child | Survivor | Dongquan | |||
| Survivor | Destiny's Child | Funeral Home | Damolisher | |||
| Suspicion | Terry Stafford | FBI/LAPD | oldsongs | |||
| Suspicions | Eddie Rabbitt | CIA | oldtimer | |||
| Swallowed In The Sea | Coldplay | Coast Guard | Rapt0r9 | |||
| Swan Dive | Hed (p.e.) | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Swanheart | Nightwish | Society Of Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals | thelastaurora | |||
| Sweet but Psycho | Ava Max | Mental Rehabilitation Unit | Dongquan | |||
| Sweet Cherry Wine | Tommy James & the Shondells | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Sweet Child O Mine | Guns N Roses | National Runaway Hotline | Tatiana | |||
| Sweet Child O Mine | Guns n Roses | Michael Jackson's home phone | Regos the Sane | |||
| Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns 'N' Roses | Child Diabetes Clinic | Supernixi | |||
| Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns 'n' Roses | Child abuse hotline | PF4Eva | |||
| Sweet Dreams | La Bouche | Sleep Disorders Support Group | Christina | |||
| Sweet Dreams | Beyonce | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan | |||
| Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) | The Eurythmics | Insomniac Helpline | Karls Junior | |||
| Sweet Dreams My L.A Ex. | Rachel Stevens | Divorce Lawyers | Anon | |||
| The Sweet Escape | Gwen Stafani | Prison | i rock so much | |||
| The Sweet Escape | Gwen Stefani | Prison | Emi | |||
| Sweet Freedom | Michael McDonald | Prison | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Yankees Stadium | Ezra | |||
| Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Mississippi Bureau of Tourism | Big Mark | |||
| Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Neil Young's Answering Machine | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Sweet Home Chicago | Robert Johnson | Any City Other Than Chicago | onlineuser | |||
| Sweet Home, Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Southeastern Conference Colleges other than Alabama | old | |||
| Sweet Like Chocolate | Shanks and Bigfoot | Diabetes clinic | Flower | |||
| Sweet Love | Anita Baker | Divorce Lawyer | Tatiana | |||
| Sweet Sacrifice | Evanescence | Wiccan Church | tictacs941 | |||
| Sweet Sixteen | Billy Idol | Prince Andrew's answering machine | ATFQ, Princee-Poo! | |||
| Sweet The Sting | Tori Amos | Winnie The Pooh's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| The Sweetest Thing | U2 | Dentist's Office | Jared | |||
| The Sweetest Thing | U2 | Divorce Court | Tatiana | |||
| Sweetleaf | Black Sabbath | Drug Rehab center | Billy Florio | |||
| Swing Life Away | Rise Against | Suicide prevention hotline | wooly mammoth | |||
| Swing Swing | All-American Rejects | Any Company That Makes Swingsets | Invisible Maniac | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | Rolling Stones | Moral Majority | frozen_frogurt | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | Church Organization | LaLaLisa | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | The Mormon Tabernacle Choir | Donna W | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | Jerry Falwell's answerphone | miss bad example | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | Jimmy Swaggart donation line | Legion | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | Vatican | laurann | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | The Vatican | Sean | |||
| Sympathy For The Devil | The Rolling Stones | The 700 Club | john wilcox | |||
| Symphony No. 8 (Unfinished Symphony) | Franz Schubert | Procrastinators club | Lefty Lucy | |||
| Symphony Of Destruction | Megadeth | Politician's Office | Nicole | |||
| Symphony Of Destruction | Megadeth | Scrap-yard | Flo | |||
| SYNCHONICITY II | KENNY G | CREDIT CARD BANK | brightmoon | |||
| Syndicate | The Fray | Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Syndicated version | Dongquan |
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