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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 2
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Send Lawyers, Guns and Money | Warren Zevon | Dick Cheney's answering machine | Ean | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Debt collection agency | Kerry | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | IRS - or any taxing authority | MCSEMan23 | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Any church that preaches the prosperity gospel | Kerry | |||
| Send The Pain Below | Chevelle | Hospital | Megan | |||
| Senor (Tales Of Yankee Power) | Bob Dylan | Confederate Memorial Association | ObLaBlah | |||
| Senseless Accusations | Ninety Pound Wuss | Divorce Court | Idont Havaname | |||
| Senses Working Overtime | Andy Partridge | Sensory Integration / Occupational Therapy Center | Princess | |||
| Sentenced To Burn | Cannibal Corpse | Supreme Court | Blenis | |||
| Sentimental Street | Night Ranger | Prostitution Ring | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) | Journey | Quebec Separatist Hotline | Anonymous Bob | |||
| The Separation Of Church And Skate | NOFX | Steelroots | Fat Mike | |||
| September | Earth, Wind, and Fire | September 11th Victims' Families Hotline | Wahoowa | |||
| Serenity | Godsmack | Mental Clinic | loser | |||
| Serious Business | John Cougar Mellencamp | Pax TV Hotline | Indy | |||
| Serve The Servants | Nirvana | Maids or Butlers | Billy C. | |||
| Set If Off | Audioslave | Bomb Squad Hotline | Weaselicious | |||
| Set It Off | Audioslave | Bomb Squad | Erica | |||
| Set It Off | Audioslave | Bomb Squad | latino4u | |||
| Set Your Loving Free | Lisa Stansfield | Any Jail Or Prison | A-lean | |||
| Seven Deadly Sins | Flogging Molly | Catholic Church | Paul | |||
| Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | Any G-8 Country | Bucky Bunny | |||
| Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | Navy, Army, etc. | Dongquan | |||
| Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | The Pentagon | newrock | |||
| Seven Nation Army | White Stripes | US Military | SisterGirl | |||
| Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | The United Nations | ZSGhost | |||
| Seventeen | Winger | Traci Lords' home phone | Indomitus | |||
| Sex | Debbie Gibson | Teen abstinence hotline | Tarzan | |||
| Sex (I'm A....) | Berlin | Abstinence Group | kookoodee | |||
| Sex As A Weapon | Pat Benatar | Rape + Sexual Abuse Hotline | Destroy All Rapists Now! | |||
| Sex As A Weapon | Pat Benatar | Rape/Sex Assault Crisis Hotline | Rapist Scumbag, You'd Better Run! | |||
| Sex Bomb | Tom Jones | Sex Addiction Clinic | Rosie | |||
| Sex Kills | Joni Mitchcell | AIDS Hotline | Payne | |||
| Sex On Fire | King's Of Leon | STD Clinic | Loser-tastic-snickers | |||
| Sex on Fire | Kings of Leon | Sexual Assault Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Sex Over The Phone | Village People | Phone Sex Line | Rosie | |||
| Sex Type Thing | Stone Temple Pilots | Rape Crisis Hotline | Hrothgar | |||
| Sexual Healing | Marvin Gaye | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Sarah | |||
| Sexual Healing | Marvin Gaye | STD Clinic | Ash | |||
| Sexual Healing | Marvin Gaye | The Masters and Johnson Institute | Chrismo | |||
| Sexy | Black Eyed Peas | Convent | Puppy Loves Chew Toys | |||
| Sexy | Black Eyed Peas | Playboy Magazine | go*habs*go | |||
| Sexy Eyes | Whigfield | Institute for the Blind | ivanhoe fats | |||
| Sexy MF | The Artist Formerly Known As Prince | Oedipus's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| SexyBack | Justin Timberlake | Sexual assault survivors' helpline | Kerry | |||
| Sgt. Baker | Primus | US Armed Forces | Your Mom | |||
| Shackled | Vertical Horizon | Maximum Security Prison | Ed | |||
| Shadow | New Found Glory | Paranoia Support Group | retsehcekim | |||
| The Shadow of Paris | Henry Mancini | Paris Hilton's Home | Alan the Ottoman | |||
| Shake | Mercyme | Paralysis hotline | Pickles | |||
| Shake It | Metro Station | Dance Class | Rachel | |||
| Shake It Off | Mariah Carey | Caltech Earthquake Labs | Salma | |||
| Shake it Off | Taylor Swift | Shower | Dongquan | |||
| Shake It Up | The Cars | San Fransisco Tourist Board | Pumpkin | |||
| Shake It Up | Cars | Shaken Baby Syndrome Hotline | Henry | |||
| Shake It Up | The Cars | Pepsi/Coca Cola products | Edward | |||
| Shake Me | Cinderella | Shaken Baby Task Force | Bob | |||
| Shake Me, Wake Me | The Four Tops | Sleep Disorders Clinic/Tourette's Syndrome Support Group | soul | |||
| Shake That Body | Technotronic | Funeral Home | Liz | |||
| Shake That Body | Technotronic | Neurology clinic | Liz | |||
| Shake That Body | Technotronic | Funeral Home | Liz | |||
| Shake The Disease | Depeche Mode | Psychiatric Hospital | Liz | |||
| Shake You Down | Gregory Abbott | U.S. Earthquake Center | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground) | The Jacksons | Epilepsy Society | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Shake, Rattle, And Roll | Bill Haley & His Comets | Parkinson's disease/Epilepsy/Tourette's Syndrome clinics | oldsongs | |||
| Shakedown Cruise | Jay Ferguson | Cruise Line | Weirder Than Al | |||
| Shakin' All Over | Normie Rowe | California State Geological Survey | Raphael | |||
| Shakin' All Over | Billy Idol | Parkinson's Disease Helpline | Heath | |||
| Shame | The Motels | Mental Health Crisis Line | Tatiana | |||
| Shame On A N**** | The Wu Tang Clan | NAACP | Greg Boize | |||
| Shania Twain | Leave Me Breathless | American Lung Association | Brooke | |||
| Shannon | Henry Gross | Humane Society | MOR | |||
| The Shape I'm In | The Band | Any gym, health club, or sports center | Chowder | |||
| Shape Of My Heart | Backstreet Boys | Heart Attack Hotline | g | |||
| Shape Of My Heart | Backstreet Boys | Cardiologist's Office | Max Maxter | |||
| Shape Of My Heart | Backstreet Boys | Heart Surgeon | Opinion Girl | |||
| Shape of You | Ed Sheeran | Fitness Center | Wanda Pierce | |||
| Sharing The Night Together | Dr. Hook | Any Dating Service | Larry | |||
| Shark Attack | Split Enz | Beach Lifeguards | dizrythmia | |||
| Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | Homeless Shelter | Billdo | |||
| Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | Nudist Colony | Jake | |||
| Sharpshooter | Motorhead | National Rifle Association | Harry | |||
| Shattered (Turn the Car Around) | O.A.R. | Uber | Kerry | |||
| Shave Your Head | Voice Farm | Barbershop | kookoodee | |||
| Shaving Cream | Dr. Demento | Edge Pro Gel | funny | |||
| She (Didn't Even Remember My Name) | Osmosis | Alzheimer's Help Line | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| She Ain't Pretty | The Northern Pikes | Modeling Agency | Bobby23Skidoo | |||
| She Bangs | Ricky Martin | Whorehouse | meQal | |||
| She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | 1-800-CONTACTS | Just Me | |||
| She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | National Federation of the Blind | Deaf in one ear, can't hear out the other | |||
| She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | Lighthouse For The Blind | mothrafokker | |||
| She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | Beatles | Burglary/Theft Report Hotline | Conrad F. | |||
| She Don't Love Nobody | The Desert Rose Band | Marriage Counseling | Banazīr the Jedi Hobbit | |||
| She Don't Use Jelly | The Flaming Lips | KY Jelly | punk | |||
| She Don't Use Jelly | The Flaming Lips | Smuckers Jelly | punk | |||
| She Drives Like Crazy | Weird Al Yankovic | Driving School | nicky | |||
| She Drives Like Crazy | Weird Al Yankovic | Car Insurance Company | David | |||
| She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | Marriage Guidance Counselling | Kate | |||
| She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | Insane Asylum/Alimony Collection Agency | Metalgirl162002 | |||
| She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | Marriage Counseling | Wood |
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