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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 3
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| She Got The Jack | AC/DC | Claire Sweeney's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| She Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | Marriage Counselor | Gambo | |||
| She Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | Divorce Hotline | Evildog301 | |||
| She Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | Marriage Guidance | Alfie | |||
| She Hates Me | Puddle Of Mudd | Marriage Counselling | ficticious | |||
| She Keeps the Home Fires Burning | Ronnie Milsap | Arson Hotline | Mike | |||
| She Left Me Sore | Todd Rundgren | STD Clinic | pickle | |||
| She Loves You | The Beatles | Divorce Lawyer | Natalie Stonecipher | |||
| She Sells Sanctuary | The Cult | Free Homeless Shelter | Brendan | |||
| She Talks to Angels | The Black Crowes | Drug Rehabilitation Center | Tin Ear | |||
| She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy | Kenny Chesney | Navistar Tractors | Country | |||
| She Used To Be Mine | Brooks & Dunn | Divorce Lawyer Firm | Aaron Presley | |||
| She Walks Over Me | Hole | Marriage Counselor | SisterGirl | |||
| She Wants To Move | N*E*R*D | Paralysis Therapy | Aaron Saraco | |||
| She Was Hot | Rolling Stones | Crematorium | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| She Will Be Loved | Maroon5 | Dating Service | kookoodee | |||
| She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | Adoption/Foster Child Organization | Baseball man | |||
| She's Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | Roy Cropper's answering machine | pickle | |||
| She's An Angel | They Might Be Giants | Bereavment Counselling Service | DebbieW | |||
| She's Automatic | Rancid | Vintage Car Shop | what do you care | |||
| She's Electric | Oasis | Power Company | Saint Jimmy | |||
| She's Got A Way | Billy Joel | High School | Sam | |||
| She's Got B***s | AC/DC | Any Female Escort Service | Orkbay | |||
| She's Got Issues | The Offspring | Women's Psychiatric Hospital | Billy Boyd | |||
| She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | Marriage Counselling | Splinter | |||
| She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | Missing Persons | ? | |||
| She's Like Heroin | System Of A Down | Substance Abuse Helpline | ~*~nessa~*~ | |||
| She's Losing It | Belle & Sebastian | Britney Spears' House | Parishiltonisonfire | |||
| She's Lost Control | Joy Division | Bladder Specialist, MD. | Jason C. Reeher | |||
| She's My Collar | Gorillaz | Men's Domestic Abuse Hotline | Tessa C | |||
| She's Not There | The Zombies | Singles Hotline | Jesus Geek | |||
| She's Not There | The Zombies | Operator, or anyone who puts you on hold | britrock | |||
| She's Not You | Elvis Presley | Dating Services | Meagan | |||
| She's Single Again | Reba McEntire | Divorce Lawyer | Missy | |||
| She's So Heavy | The Beatles | Weight Watchers | Bill S | |||
| She's So Heavy | Beatles | Jennie Craig, or Weight Loss Organization | Conrad F. | |||
| She's So High | Tal Bachman | Drug Rehab | erica | |||
| Sheeps | Bobby Jimmy | Beastiality Hotline | funny | |||
| Sheer Heart Attack | Queen | McDonald's | My name is Kenny | |||
| Sheer Heart Attack | Queen | American Heart Association | MOR | |||
| The Sheik Of Araby | Don Everly | Saudi Arabian Embassy | Marian | |||
| Sherry | Four Seasons | Alcoholics Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Shine A Light | The Rolling Stones | Police Interrogation Center | Charlie Decker | |||
| Shining Star | Earth, Wind and Fire | Stargazing Organization | stargazer | |||
| Shiny Happy People | REM | Baby Oil Users Fan Club | Richard Davies | |||
| Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | Autism Speaks | Mitzi Mozzarella | |||
| Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | Laboratory | kookoodee | |||
| Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | Animal Liberation Front | frozen_frogurt | |||
| Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To Animals | Alison Runyon | |||
| Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | San Diego Zoo | Ed | |||
| Shoes | Kelly | Podiatrist (foot doctor) | tictacs941 | |||
| Shoot 'em Down | Twisted Sister | Gun Company | Ryan J. | |||
| Shoot All the Clowns | Bruce Dickinson | Circus | weathergirl123 | |||
| Shoot The Dog | George Michael | Animal Rights Organizations | Linda | |||
| Shoot The Moon | Norah Jones | NASA | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Shoot To Thrill | AC/DC | Gun Control Organization | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Shooting Star | Bad Company | NBA | rocky | |||
| Shooting Star | Bad Company | Family of any rock star who O.D.ed | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Shooting Star | Bad Company | Family of any rock star that shot him/herself | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Shoplifter | Green Day | Winona Ryder fan club | Lauren Overstreet | |||
| Shoplifters Of The World Unite | The Smiths | Shopping Mall | Kerianne | |||
| Short Circuit | Daft Punk | Tech Support | Evildog301 | |||
| Short D*** Man | Gillette | Condom Manufacturerers | sherap | |||
| Short D*** Man | Gillette | Penis enlargement company | Alix | |||
| Short D*** Man | Gillette | Any Porn Business | Timhotep | |||
| Short People | Randy Newman | Little People of America | XRaySpecks | |||
| Shot In The Dark | Ozzy Osbourne | Washington DC Police Department | Shawn Eni | |||
| Shot Through The Face | Erik Zann | Revlon | Riesparss | |||
| Shotgun | Junior Walker & the All Stars | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn | |||
| Shotgun | George Ezra | Gun shop | Dongquan | |||
| Shotgun Blues | Guns 'N' Roses | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy | |||
| Should I See? | Frozen Ghost | National Federation of the Blind | Bobby23Skidoo | |||
| Should I Stay Or Should I Go? | The Clash | George W Bush's Campaign HQ | Crystal | |||
| Shout | Tears For Fears | Physchologist's office | Celeste | |||
| Shout | Tears For Fears | Clinic For The Hearing Impaired | DoubleH | |||
| Shout | Tears For Fears | Library | duhnees | |||
| Shout At The Devil | Motley Crue | Church | Andrew | |||
| Shout It Out Loud | Kiss | Tourette's Anonymous | Masta_Fry_Wad | |||
| Shout It Out Loud | KISS | Library | rocky | |||
| Shout To The Top | Style Council | Library | Marv | |||
| Show Don't Tell | Rush | Radio Program | Bill S | |||
| Show Me Heaven | Maria McKee | Church | DebbieW | |||
| Show Me How To Live | Audioslave | Suicide Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely | Backstreet Boys | Suicide Helpline | knelly | |||
| Shrink | The Gathering | Dr. Phil's office | Fudge | |||
| Shut Me Out | Kutless | Locksmith | kutlessrules | |||
| Shut Up | Trick Daddy | ACLU | Thunderbolt | |||
| Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | Any free speech activism group | Kerry | |||
| Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | Blabbermouths Anonymous | Boojey | |||
| Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | People who bring up politics' answering machines | Kerry | |||
| Shut Up | Sum 41 | Tourette's Syndrome Clinic | Julez | |||
| Shut Up | Black Eyed Peas | Psychologists | Max Maxter | |||
| Shut Up And Drive | Rihanna | Department of Motor Vehicles | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Shut Up and Drive | Rihanna | Car dealer | Dongquan | |||
| Shut Up and Let Me Go | The Ting Tings | Sexual Assault Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Shut Up And Smile | Bowling For Soup | Depression Clinic | MandaRuth-a-licious | |||
| Shut Up! | Simple Plan | Any Complaint Line | Spanky | |||
| Shut Your Mouth | Garbage | Dump the Chump Trumputin NOW's answering machine | Yello Jello | |||
| Shut Your Mouth | Garbage | overeaters anonymous | auntjemima | |||
| Siberia | Backstreet Boys | Russian Tourist Agency | Max Maxter |
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