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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> S, Page 6
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with S, Page 6
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Sopa de Caracol | Banda Blanca | Kosher Restaurant | Scandia | |||
| Sorrow | Bad Religion | Depression Hotline | formerly known as | |||
| Sorry | Buckcherry | Divorce Court | Daniel L | |||
| Sorry About Your P**** | Smash Mouth | John Wayne Bobbit's Residence | KooKooDee | |||
| Sorry About Your Penis | Smash Mouth | Penis Enlargement Company | Payne | |||
| Sorry About Your Penis | Smash Mouth | Personal Crisis Hotline | koala gurl | |||
| Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word | Elton John | Marriage Counselor | Martha Irvin | |||
| SOS | Rihanna | Cruise Lines | Liz | |||
| SOS | Rihanna | Cruise Hotline | Tessa | |||
| SOS | ABBA | The Makers Of Brillo Pads | crazydon | |||
| SOS | Good Charlotte | Suicide Hotline | chomama | |||
| Soul | Matchbox Twenty | Athiests | retsehcekim | |||
| Soul Back | Butterfly Boucher | Church | nedflandersisonfire | |||
| Soul Kiss | Olivia Newton-John | Churches | shepop | |||
| Soul Kiss | Olivia Newton-John | NAACP | shepop | |||
| Soul Meets Body | Death Cab For Cutie | Morgue | Paris Hilton is on Fire | |||
| Sound Of Breaking Hearts | Espionage | Marriage Clinic | Genevieve | |||
| The Sound Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | Public Library | Matt Donnelly | |||
| The Sound Of Silence | Paul SImon and Art Garfunkel | Society for the American Deaf | BRGTHAHA | |||
| Sound Of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | National Association for the Deaf | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Sound Of The Police | KRS-One | Any Police Station | Marv | |||
| The Sounds Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | Hearing Loss Center | Jared | |||
| Souped Up Ford | Rory Gallagher | Chevy Dealership | Bill Stewart | |||
| Southern Man | Neil Young | National Confederate Society | Tatiana | |||
| Southern Man | Neil Young | Alabama Adventure Amusement Park | frozen_frogurt | |||
| Southern Man | Neil Young | NAACP | Dan Fletcher | |||
| Sowing the Seeds of Love | Tears for Fears | Pregnancy clinic | Martha Irvin | |||
| The Space Between | Dave Matthews Band | Orthodontist | Chris | |||
| Space Dementia | Muse | NASA | Laurel | |||
| Space Oddity | David Bowie | NASA | britrock | |||
| Space Oddity | David Bowie | European Space Agency | Susanna Viljanen | |||
| Space Oddity | David Bowie | NASA | Icknabob | |||
| Spaceman | Babylon Zoo | NASA | Ego | |||
| Spam | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Internet Service Provider | hec | |||
| The Spaniard That Blighted My Life | Al Jolson | Wayne Rooney's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Spanish Eyes | Backstreet Boys | Chinese Restaurant | Max Maxter | |||
| Spanked | Van Halen | Donald Trump's Oval Office | SPANK that Donnie Douchebag! | |||
| Spark | Tori Amos | Pyromaniacs Anonymous | duhnees | |||
| Speak | Queensryche | Mime Convention | Rychendroll | |||
| Speak English Or Die | SOD (Stormtroopers of Death) | English As A Second Language | Harry May | |||
| The Specials | Ghost Town | Kitsault, British Columbia | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| The Specials | Ghost Town | Kitsault, British Columbia | MC Blargenfedibblenohip | |||
| Speechless | Steven Curtis Chapman | Presidential Debates | Idont Havaname | |||
| Speechless | Lady GaGa | Speech Therapist | Robert D. Arndt Jr. | |||
| Speed Demon | Michael Jackson | a police station | Sarah | |||
| Speed Kills | Michael Hutchence, Don Walker | Racetracks all over the world | Donna W | |||
| Speed Racer | Devo | NASCAR | Yello Jello | |||
| Spell It Out | Emma Bunton | National Dyslexia Association | Guise | |||
| Spellbound (By The Devil) | Dimmu Borgir | Church | TurmionLilja | |||
| Spend Some Time | Eminem, 50 Cent, Obie Trice | Child Care | doesntmatter | |||
| Spice Up Your Life | Spice Girls | Indian Takeaway | Richard Davies | |||
| Spiders | System Fo A Down | Bug's Terminator Office | parody man | |||
| Spiderwebs | No Doubt | Arachnaphobia Hotline | Ginger | |||
| Spiderwebs | No Doubt | Exterminator Company | vicu | |||
| Spies Like Us | Paul McCartney | CIA | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Spin | Lifehouse | Circus | Dongquan | |||
| Spinning Around | Kylie Minogue | Drugs helpline | Natasha | |||
| Spirit Of A Boy, Wisdom Of A Man | Randy Travis | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | Mikey | |||
| Spirit Of Radio | Rush | MTV | Billy Florio | |||
| Split Ends | Split Enz | Hairdressers | dizrythmia | |||
| Split Wide Open | Cannibal Corpse | Surgeon's office | Diddims | |||
| Spooky | Classics IV | Dentist's Office | horror | |||
| Spooky | Dusty Springfield | Dating Hotline | Mary | |||
| Spooky | Classics IV | Dating service (for women) | MAGick | |||
| Spray Paint (The Walls) | Black Flag | Graffiti Art Hotline | Phate | |||
| Springtime For Hitler | The Producers | My Friend Mike Goldstein's House | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Spy | They Might Be Giants | C.I.A., MI6, James Bond, etc. | Max Maxter | |||
| Spy | They Might Be Giants | An Embassy | DebbieW | |||
| Sr-71 | Kick Me When I'm High | Drug Helpline | Cheese & Bacon | |||
| Sreet Life | Beenie Man | Hobo | Gar | |||
| St Anger | Metallica | Anger Management | nirvana babe | |||
| St. Anger | Metallica | Anger Management class | Big G | |||
| St. Jimmy | Green Day | Catholic Church | Jel | |||
| St. Louie | Nelly | Kansas City Board of Tourism | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Stacked Actors | Foo Fighters | Agent For An Actor/Actress | Heath | |||
| Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | Any Person Called Stacy | Da Bomb | |||
| Stacy's Mom | Fountains Of Wayne | Pedophiles Anonymous | John-Paul | |||
| Stage Fright | Def Leppard | A Theatre | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | Funeral Home | miss bad example | |||
| Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | Handicapped Rehabilitation | RatFaceLace | |||
| Stalemate | Katatonia | WW I veteran's money donation line | Dewd | |||
| Stan | Eminem | Suicide Hotline | Dilan | |||
| Stand | R.E.M. | Wheelchair company | Jake | |||
| Stand | R.E.M. | Paralysis Rehab Clinic | Ed | |||
| Stand Back | Stevie Nicks | Deodorant Manufacturer | Topazslug | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Divorce lawyer | Edward | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Spouse abuse/Marriage counseling | T. Marie. T...lots of AKA's | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Silda Spitzer's Answering Service | Glenn | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Domestic Violence Helpline | Sara House | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Feminist group | Kerry | |||
| Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | Women's Liberation Organization | Marip0sa24 | |||
| Stand Tall | Burton Cummins | Little People of America | Bobby23Skidoo | |||
| Stand Up | Ludacris | Funeral Home | Nicky | |||
| Stand Up | Ludacris | Paraplegic's Assocation | Hayley | |||
| Stand Up | Ludicris | PreSchool/DayCare | Jibbaw55x3 | |||
| Standing At The End Of The Line | Lobo | Bank, motor vehicle department, Wal-Mart | Martha Irvin | |||
| Standing On The Edge | Feeder | Suicide Hotline | PJ | |||
| Standing Outside The Fire | Garth Brooks | Fire Dept. | amz | |||
| Star Hotel | Cold Chisel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath | |||
| Star Trekkin' | The Firm | Lucasfilm | Dominicmgm |
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