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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with I, Page 6

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
If I Had Words Scott Fitzgerald & Yvonne Keeley Illiterates Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked a Cake Ethel Merman & Ray Bolger Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines cake mixes Raphael
If I Only Had A Brain MC 900 Ft. Jesus Sylvan Learning Center David Vohs
If I Should Fall From Grace With God The Pogues Heaven Hotline Holley
If I Were a Boy Beyonce Transgender Help Service Fizz
If I Were a Rich Man Topol Microsoft Henry
If I Were a Rich Man Topol Bank Rosie
If I Were A Rich Man Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack Department of Social Security (unemployment benefits enquiries) Angie Foulke
If It Don't Fit B*Witched Clothing Store Opinion Girl
If It Makes You Happy Sheryl Crow Depression Helpline Jess
If Only Tonight We Could Sleep The Cure The Center for Sleep Disorders Jess
If She Would Have Been Faithful Chicago Marriage Counseling MCSEMan23
If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night) Me'Shell N'degocello Dating Service Drewzi
If U Seek Amy Britney Spears Missing Persons Hotline Dongquan
If We Ever Meet Again Timbaland ft. Katy Perry Missing Persons Hotline Dongquan
If We Hold On Together (from 'The Land Before Time') Diana Ross Community Service WhizkidF
If You Can Afford Me Katy Perry Anti-slavery/Anti-human-trafficking organization Diddims
If You Can't Give Me Love Suzi Quatro Infertility Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
If You Could Only See Tonic Braille Book Printers Beichan
If You Could Only See Tonic School For The Blind JoeKing
If You Could Read My Mind Gordon Lightfoot Psychic Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
If You Could Read My Mind Gordon Lightfoot College of Psychic Studies Brian
If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself) Pete Droge Suicide Prevention Line LaLaLisa
If You Don't Wanna Love Me Cowboy Troy FEAT. Sarah Buxton Runaway Children Allie
If You Keep Losing Sleep Silverchair Insomnia Help Hotline Dan
If You Leave Me Now Chicago Separation Anxiety Hotline Andrew
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? Mental As Anything Divorce Court FussBudgetVanPelt
If You Love Somebody, Set Them Free Sting Prisons iceMan
If You See Kay The Script Missing Persons Hotline Dongquan
If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next Manic Street Preachers The Government BobyBird 7:18
If You Wanna Be Happy Jimmy Soul National Organization for Women Dan P
If You Want To Get To Heaven Ozark Mountain Daredevils Any Church Rocky Rhodes
If You're Happy And You Know It Traditional Anger Management  Thirteen of Thirteem
If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands). Traditional Suicide helpline Ocean-Sirius
Ignoreland R.E.M. Republican Party Headquarters CapitalE
Illegal Shakira Prison Tash
Illegal Alien Genesis U S Border Patrol/Immigration and Customs Enforcement Big Mark
Illegal Alien Genesis Republican Party hotline jorge
Illness Illusion Gackt Hospital Mengami-chan
Illuminati Malice Mizer Paranoid Delusional Help Line Kalia
Imaginary Evanescence Schizophrenia Hotline anna
Imagine  John Lennon Any Church Or Religious Organization XRaySpecks
Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin Daily Mail Pickle
Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin Deportion Agency Fifi Trixibelle
Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin INS (Immigration and Naturalization Service) Death_Zero
The Importance Of Being Idle Oasis Schools Lena
The Impossible Dream Cast of 'Man of La Mancha' Horse racing's Triple Crown commission Broadway
Impulsive Wilson Phillips Attention Deficit Disorder Helpline Ed
In A Big Country Big Country Lichtenstein Tourist Info Leah Lockhart
In A Lonely Place New Order Depression Hotline Asuyuka
In Bloom Nirvana Greenpeace HQ Eric Thomas
In Da Club 50 Cent Alchoholics Anonymous shake-zula
In From the Storm Jimi Hendrix Weather Service Death_Zero
In Hiding Genesis Jeremy Hunt's answering machine pickle
In Loving Kindness Zao Mafia Idont Havaname
In My Merry Oldsmobile Billy Murray General Motors Jake
In My Time of Dying Led Zeppelin Suicide Prevention Hotline carly_carlz
In Search Of Little Sadie Bob Dylan Missing Person's Hotline ObLaBlah
In The Air Toby Mac Airline Chris
In The Air Tonight Phil Collins Stalkers Hotline Rocky
In The Ayer Flo Rida AirTran Airlines OnHold1043
In the Cage Genesis Prison Ean
In The End Linkin Park Doomsayers reteshcekim
In The End Linkin Park Video Game Losers A-ron
In The End Linkin Park Suicide Help Line Cheese & Bacon
In The End Linkin Park Enema office Pdog
In The Flesh Blondie Massage Parlour FussBudgetVanPelt
In The Ghetto Elvis Presley Goodwill  Kira
In The Ghetto Elvis Presley Detroit Chamber Of Commerce Bastich
In The Light Full Blown Rose The Light Company After You Get Disconnected/knocked Out By A Storm Bree
In The Middle Of Nowhere Dusty Springfield Co-op Supermarkets Pickle*
"In The Midnight Hour" Wilson Pickett sleep-disorders clinic Iludium Phosdex
In The Mood Rush Sex Hotline kuumuus
In The Navy Village People US Navy Recruiting shannon
In The Navy Village People Naval Base Rosie
In The Summertime Mungo Jerry Bryant Heating During Winter  MOR
In The Summertime Mungo Jerry Ski Resort fluffy bunny
In The Summertime Mungo Jerry MADD XRaySpecks
In Too Deep Sum 41 Scuba Divers retsehcekim
In Too Deep Sum 41 Debt Help Espi
In Your Wildest Dreams Moody Blues Dating Service FussBudgetVanPelt
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida  Iron Butterfly ANY ONE (It's a bad sign when that long a song is for hold) Schleppy Lundo
Incomplete Fish and Elizabeth Antwi Keepmoat plc (construction) Pickle
India Rubber Man Steve Hackett Jiffy Condoms pickle*
Indian Reservation Paul Revere & The Raiders U.S. Bureau Of Indian Affairs XRaySpecks
Indiana Wants Me R. Dean Taylor Indiana State Police woodstock
The Infamous Date Rape A Tribe Called Quest Rape Counseling Centers Jen
The Infant Kiss Kate Bush Child abuse hotline Callie
Infected Bad Religion Physician Michael Quinn
Infidelity Simply Red Marriage Counseling Marv
Informer Snow Crimestoppers Ego
Inhaler Hooverphonic Bill Clinton Presidential Library Axl Sean
Inmates (We're All Crazy) Alice Cooper Mental Hospital Chris
Inner Smile Texas Depression Helpline Marv
Innocent Our Lady Peace Prison Mazotti
Innocent Our Lady Peace Confession Hotline sammi
Innocent Our Lady Peace Jail guess who
Inquisition Skinny Puppy Catholic Church agent nerve
Insane Texas Mental Institution KooKooDee
Insane Asylum Thomas Trouble Sanitorium Mikey

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