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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| You Put Us Through Hell | You Put Me Thru Hell | National Lampoon | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.5 | 86 | |
| Arafat is a Pederast | Michael Row the Boat Ashore | Traditional | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 80 | |
| Flabdance (How Revealing) | Flashdance (What a Feeling) | Irene Cara | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Hand Down Under | Land Down Under | Men At Work | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 292 | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | 2.6 | 2.0 | 2.3 | 186 | |
| To Hell With Them (Band Aid) | We Are The World | Band Aid | 2.6 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 122 | |
| Jewish Girl | Redneck Girl | Bellamy Brothers | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 252 | |
| A Blown-Up World | A Whole New World | Alladin and Jasmine | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 129 | |
| Ted Kennedy | Bad Medicine | Jon Bon Jovi | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 270 | |
| Die, Christmas Tree! | Oh, Christmas Tree | Traditional (from 'O Tannenbaum') | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 116 | |
| Bambo | Zombie | Cranberries | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 105 | |
| All Ones From Me | Always a Woman to Me | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 63 | |
| Inaugural | Red Rubber Ball | Cyrkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| You Make Me Puke | You Make Me Feel (Like A Natural Woman) | Aretha Franklin | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 187 | |
| This Gun Is Made For Shootin' | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 85 | |
| Nazi Gay | Lazy Day | Spanky And Our Gang | 2.9 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 595 | |
| Gonads | Go Now | Moody Blues | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 91 | |
| Condi is Aunt Jemima | Steppin' On A Spaniel | National Lampoon | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 120 | |
| Come On Charlie, Light Your Fire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 80 | |
| Die | Slide | Goo Goo Dolls | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Scratching At Myself | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| After The Rape | After The Rain | Nelson | 3.3 | 2.3 | 3.0 | 101 | |
| People Are Evil | People Are People | Depeche Mode | 4.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 88 | |
| Dachau Days | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 2.8 | 3.8 | 85 | |
| Anakin | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 86 | |
| I Hate My State-Run Faggot School | I Hate Myself For Loving You | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 2.8 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 120 | |
| Would You Pay A Million Dollars | If I Had A Million Dollars | Barenaked Ladies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Horse's Rear End (Inferno) | Horse With No Name (The Journey) | Neil Young | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 79 | |
| Scott Ritter Thinks He's Sexy | My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy | Cledus T. Judd | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 90 | |
| Don't Worry, Be Nazi | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 555 | |
| Do They Know How Lame They Are? | Do They Know It's Christmas? | Band Aid (in 1984) | 3.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 94 | |
| Snow-Dusted Fields Forever | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 67 | |
| Buddha | Yoda | Weird Al Yankovic | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 81 | |
| Suicide | Kryptonite | Three Doors Down | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 82 | |
| KKK Daughter | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 114 | |
| Keep Those Vouchers Away From The Niggers | When The Lights Go Down In The City | Journey | 3.4 | 2.9 | 3.1 | 126 | |
| The Religion Of Peace | The Army Of The Free | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 79 | |
| Talking Out Your Back Door | Looking Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| They Will All Be Rejoicing When You Go | We Will All Go Together When We Go | Tom Lehrer | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 90 | |
| New Venice | Venus | Bananarama | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 86 | |
| Air America | America | Simon And Garfunkel | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 71 | |
| Blue Europe | Blue Christmas | Billy Hayes | No Votes | 65 | |||
| The Legacy Of Johnny And Clyde | The Legend Of Bonnie and Clyde | Merle Haggard | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 75 | |
| Kiss My Kofi Annan | Be My Yoko Ono | Barenaked Ladies | No Votes | 59 | |||
| The Poor Are Gone | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 2.8 | 2.4 | 2.9 | 83 | |
| I Love My Gun | It's All Been Done | Barenaked Ladies | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 230 | |
| For Breakfast Every Day | Bill Monroe For Breakfast | Tom T. Hall | No Votes | 176 | |||
| Dummkopf Guys | Skinhead Boy | Prussian Blue | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 358 | |
| You're Pristine | You're Sixteen | Johnny Burnette | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 79 | |
| Splork Some Boogers On Me | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.6 | 203 | |
| Father Christmas | Mister Sandman | Chordettes | 3.5 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| End Of The Line (Now You Must Die) | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Our Duke Nukem Is To Blame | No One Ever Is To Blame | Howard Jones | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 100 | |
| Ain't Worth Dissin' | Ain't Worth Missing | Toby Keith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
