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Song Parodies -> "Talking Out Your Back Door"

Original Song Title:

"Looking Out My Back Door"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Talking Out Your Back Door"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

You should certainly have made a signAs to which was your mouth,And which was your anus.Just now when you were gabbing,I thought you had farted.--Nicarchus
Who's making all of that noise?
Which orifice's voice?
Is that your head,
Or is that your rear end?
You say what you're thinking,
The air around you's stinking!

Stupid you,
Talking out your back door!

Has a kind of flatulent feel,
I can't be sure if that's real:
I can't tell your facial features
From your derriere.
Your mouth when it's going,
No different from your low end.

Stupid you,
Talking out your back door!

Can't tell all your eloquence
From a hole in the ground.
All your talk is ripe;
Stinks of a buffoon!
(Stupid as you!)
Your oral emission's
Worse than a politician's.

Stupid you,
Talking out your back door!

Can't tell all your eloquence
From a hole in the ground.
All your talk is ripe;
Stinks of a buffoon!
(Stupid as you!)
Buy a clue tomorrow,
Or beg, or steal, or borrow!

Stupid you,
Talking out your back door!

Who's making all of that noise?
Which orifice's voice?
I can't tell your facial features
From your derriere.
Buy a clue tomorrow,
Or beg, or steal, or borrow!

Stupid you,
Talking out your back door!
Given the choice between Pat Robertson, Cindy Sheehan, Robert Kennedy Junior, Pat Buchanan, and about a thousand others, I really couldn't decide which one deserved lampooning the most. Besides, generic parodies are more easily recycled for the next batch of idiots.

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Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
My copy of the midi has the last verses arranged very differently. Other than that it was enjoyable.

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