Song Parodies -> Jewish Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Redneck Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Bellamy Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jewish Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Offender |
While I'm thinking of someone else to lampoon, here's a Middle Eastern love song for all you romantics out there.
Jewish girl likes to cruise around Tel Aviv.
I love that prayer shawl and the golden star on her sleeve.
But my folks are Arabs and I am too.
I wonder what they'd say and what they might do
If I told them that I am in love with a Jewish girl.
My Jewish girl likes to kibbitz around the town.
She looks really sweet like a treat in her evening gown.
The imam says I should think of jihad.
When I pray to Allah, well, could it be so bad
If pray that someday I can marry my Jewish girl?
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Please) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl!
Running my fingers through her Jewish curls of hair;
Seventy-two Arab virgins could never compare.
My friends are all playing with dynamite
But I'll trade their heaven for my Israelite!
Here I'll stay, and someday, I will marry my Jewish girl.
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Yeah) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(You've gotta) gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl...
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I love that prayer shawl and the golden star on her sleeve.
But my folks are Arabs and I am too.
I wonder what they'd say and what they might do
If I told them that I am in love with a Jewish girl.
My Jewish girl likes to kibbitz around the town.
She looks really sweet like a treat in her evening gown.
The imam says I should think of jihad.
When I pray to Allah, well, could it be so bad
If pray that someday I can marry my Jewish girl?
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Please) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl!
Running my fingers through her Jewish curls of hair;
Seventy-two Arab virgins could never compare.
My friends are all playing with dynamite
But I'll trade their heaven for my Israelite!
Here I'll stay, and someday, I will marry my Jewish girl.
Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Yeah) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(You've gotta) gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl;
(Aw) Gimme my, gimme my, gimme my Jewish girl...
[Etc.]
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Who is the Nazi who gave you such low marks? This is good.
They're probably still pissed off at my last few songs...
Or maybe they just think they suck. Just a possibility.
A little pissed yourself, huh, Royce?
Why do you say so, I didn't even vote on this and I've never read any of your other stuff. It's just possible people vote low if they think something stinks. Why people find it so hard to believe some people won't love everything they do. It doesn't change your life either way. Chill out. Rough childhood or something? Get therapy, girl.
I didn't vote either, but I think it has something to do with us missing the point, or maybe not understanding the words (references) very well. It's probably just us that are losers though.
Gee, clever.
It was only an observation, Royce. Around here, it's a fair bet that if someone gives you a lot of ones, he hates your parody's religious and/or political sentiments. Likewise, if someone implies that your songs "suck" without giving any specifics, he means he hates their religious and/or political sentiments. If he gets all riled up over an observation, that probably means he's regularly pissed off whether or not he hates any religious and/or political sentiments in your songs.
One positive comment. Twenty-two 555's.
It is getting too pro-semetic and I am not a Nazi. I found the song horrible
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