-> "New Venice"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
Parody Song Title:
"New Venice"
The Lyrics
City on the ocean floor,
Poking up above the waves;
Floating crypts and gondolas;
No ordinary graves...
We've got it!
Our nation has got it!
Our New Venice
On the Bayou;
It's floating higher.
It's our New Venice
On the Bayou;
It's floating higher.
All lit up with the neon lights;
The Cajun natives have come back.
The city once called New Orleans now
Has what all the others lack.
(Yow!)
We've got it:
Our Navy's new dockyard;
Our New Venice
On the Bayou
Has boats for riding.
Now our New Venice
On the Bayou
Has boats for riding.
[Instrumental]
(Venice!)
We've got it!
Our Cajuns do flaunt it!
Our New Venice
On the Bayou;
It's floating higher.
It's our New Venice
On the Bayou;
It's floating higher.
City on the ocean floor;
Land of fancy masquerades;
The city that we know and love;
Now with riverboat parades!
(Yow!)
We've got it!
Yeah baby, we've got it!
Our New Venice
On the Bayou;
Is more admired.
It's our New Venice
On the Bayou;
It's more admired.
(Venice newly raised...)
Yeah baby, we've got it!
Yeah baby, we've got it!
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