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Song Parodies -> "After The Rape"

Original Song Title:

"After The Rain"

Original Performer:

Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"After The Rape"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

It's not so much the parody itself I find funny as the fact that this is the perfect answer to all of those "Don't be a fool, stay in school" PSAs.
Look at our teacher, girl; by now you should know:
Her teaching is all fallacy; her mind's rather slow.
She never could protect us from the start:
She thinks that everyone is really, really good at heart.
The things that grown-ups do proves they're evil as can be!

(Whoa!)
After the rape
Arouses sympathy,
But all in vain--
Only after the rape,
(Then) they'll care again!

I know how predators work from inside:
They teach all of this "tolerance" to poison our minds;
And if a pervert has his eye on you,
He'll teach you all about "tolerating" fisting too,
And such "romantic" things we'd never thought to do!

(Oh!)
After the rape,
They'll give us counselors,
For all our pain--
Only after the rape,
(Then) he'll be arraigned.

(Whoa! Whoa!)
After the rape,
(After the rape...)
That's when our folks come here
To have their say--
Only after the rape
Will they save us from our school, my friend!

They never would protect us from the start:
They don't care that our innocence is being torn apart.
Come on and take my hand, 'cause we're skipping school!
Why should we wait until they have to face the truth?

After the rape,
Why should we want to hear
Just what they'll say?
Only after the rape--
(So) let's run away!

(Whoa! Whoa!)
After the rape,
(After the rape...)
They'll see the truth come clear
In blinding spray!
Only after the rape--
But before it does, let's run away!

(After the rape...)
(Whoa! Whoa!)
After the rape,
(When) we'll be away!

After the rape,
We'll wash that evil leer
(After the rape...)
Off of his face,
Only after the rape,
We'll get revenge!
(Whoa!)
Let's face it: public school sucks, and our children are getting reamed. I'm speaking figuratively, of course. I think.

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Red Ant - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
515. I made a parody on this ( that got little attention as well ). See: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana177.shtml
Charity - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
There is NEVER anything funny about rape. To make a parody about rape is as inexcusable as the rape itself. For survivors of rape making light of this situation in society is a horrible reminder of just how society treats the survivors of this crime. It is NEVER funny to joke or make a parody about rape. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Offender - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Now now, Charity, don't shoot the messenger! There's plenty that's funny about rape if you take aim at the rapists and their coddlers: hypocrisy, unwarranted optimism, and bad thinking all make for excellent subjects of satire. Besides, one of the ways rape victims are always getting the shaft (so to speak) is that people are always avoiding talking about the crime. He who exposes evil to scrutiny destroys it; he who hides it from the light gives evil protection and a place to grow. You are the one who ought to be ashamed of yourself.
George Carlin - June 05, 2014 - Report this comment
"They'll say: 'You can't joke about rape! Rape is not funny!' I say, f*** you! I think it's hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny: picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him 'Porky?'"

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