If you think that this troubled world needs less of humankind,
If you're sad that we don't agree with what you have in mind,
And you're mad that others still live in spite of you,
There's always something you can do... (Yeah.)

If you're mad that others still live in spite of you,
Well, you know, others sometimes feel that way about you, too.
You really don't think Hell's waiting at the end?
If your life is hell, you've got one hell to spend!

You want to kill mankind;
Why don't you commit suicide?
If life is such a hell,
Why haven't you already expired?

If life is so worthless,
Who cares if death's dignified?
Suicide!

You know it's wrong to kill the weak
And you're a hypocrite, you freak.
You take for granted
Life that only comes one time around.

If you think you're better off dead,
Make your will out to me instead;
Give me your stuff
Before you're six feet underground!

Give your stuff to me if
You ever commit suicide;
If your life's wrongful,
Why haven't you already expired?

If you should not have lived
You should have already died:
Suicide!

[Instrumental]
(Yeah why don't you go?)

If we're a waste of space
Why don't you commit suicide?
We'll have plenty of space
When people like you have all expired.

Give us your organs if
You're hurting so much inside.
Suicide!

Yeah!!!

You want to kill mankind;
Why don't you commit suicide?
We'll have plenty of space
When people like you have all expired.

If you should not have lived
You should have already died:
Suicide!

(Woe, woe, woe...)
(Woe, woe, woe...)
(Woe, woe, woe...)