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Song Parodies -> "Would You Pay A Million Dollars"

Original Song Title:

"If I Had A Million Dollars"

Original Performer:

Barenaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"Would You Pay A Million Dollars"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

As far as I'm concerned, the parasites at CAIR and Amnesty and all of the politically correct pukes who back them need to take a deep breath and go soak their heads. After all, if they work themselves up into such a lather over the lying accusations of a few terrorist detainees concerning alleged mishandlings of their Korans (most of which turned out to be the terrorists' own doing), what would they do if we gave Islam our own National Endowment for the Arts treatment?
Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I drew Arab porn?
(If I drew Arab porn?)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Muhammed and Aisha porn?
(An old man and his brother's little daughter)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I drew Arab shota?
(Little boys like undiscovered pearls.)
Well, would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
I could glorify crusaders;
Would you pay a million dollars?
Or paint Muslims as slave traders;
Would you pay a million dollars?
It could go to fund "The Last Temptation Of Muhammed"

"Or maybe, like, 'The Carnal Passion Of Muhammed.'"
"Impure thoughts about luncheon meat?"
"Pshyeah, right! I mean, what he was doing with Aisha."
"Oh, yeah, like an Arabian PBS version of Lolita."
"I've also heard he was planning to marry this little toddler chick..."
"Dude! He was that kinky?"
"And how!"

Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
If I puked on a mosque floor?
(Even a fake mosque floor is cool.)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For some "detainee" performance art?
(Like, wearing leashes, or a black hood?)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For a Koran written in pure blood?
(It's from that crazy dictator's veins!)
So, would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
Maybe you would like "rape room" decor;
Would you pay a million dollars?
Or naughty pictures from the second Gulf War!
Would you pay a million dollars?
We could serve patrons MRE dinners--

"What's an MRE dinner?"
"Ask the soldiers! It means 'Meals Refused by Ethiopians.'"
"Yum. So what's for desert?"
"Well, the second course is 'Close Female Proximity' and porno magazines."
"Mmm... torture!"
"Heh heh heh...!"

Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Bin Laden in a blue dress?
(As in a blue burka: that's cool!)
And would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For Saddam in undress?
(In a pair of, like, whitey-tighties!)
Would you pay a million dollars
(Would you pay a million dollars)
For this jar? The "Piss Koran."
(Isn't that just what you've always wanted?)
Would you pay a million dollars
To buy this stuff?

Would you pay a million dollars?
(Would you pay a million dollars?)
Would you pay a million dollars?
(Would you pay a million dollars?)
If you'd pay a million dollars...
I'd be rich.
By the way, NEA people, if you toss a million or two my way, I'll send you a gold-plated throne for your washroom with a matching gold-plated scrubber and gold-plated bottle of cleaning fluid; that would be a much prettier (and more relevant) piece of art than most of the crapola your subsidized artists send you these days.

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Royce Miller - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
no argument from me
Red Ant - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Bold stuff as always Offender. To answer your question, I wouldn't pay a million dollars for any of it. I may be simplistic, but I fail to see for example where a ( insert object here ) covered with ( insert bodily fluid(s) here ) is "art".
Offender - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, that puts you ahead of the NEA and probably a great many other government agencies in both taste and thrift.
yash - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
its looks like reflections of authors filthy mind, full of shit . i would pay a million to shit in u r dirty mouth,....i would invite all sensible readers to throw shit in the authers mouth ,only a million shits can satisfy him.Admistrator of the site deseves the same treatment 4 not removing such a filty matyerial from site, would someone can aprreciate such a filth on ,crist,moses ,mahatama boddah, or guru nanak. plz post u r reply.
Offender - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, dude! Spit out your mushrooms and try it again... See if you can speak coherently this time.

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