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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Lazy Day"

Original Performer:

Spanky And Our Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Gay"

Parody Written by:

Offender

The Lyrics

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something really creeps me out about how all those guys from the old World War II film always marched around in their tight black uniforms with all of their limbs stuck out ramrod straight, as if they had a broomstick up their... I think I know what it is now.
Jews die, barbed line,
Search lights shining, Luger fires in the dark;
Regime, hate dream,
Darkened sky: smoke stacks puff ashes and sparks...

He's a gay, and he's half-crazy; he likes to murder Jews;
He holds his hand erect as if to say: "Bugger you!"

Nazi gay;
Wish I could keep him away.
Nazi gay;
Gives me intestinal pain.

He likes sodomy. (He likes bigotry.)
How he buggers me! (He likes faggotry.)

Nazi gay, Nazi gay,
Nazi gay is such a sleaze!

Blue eyes, blond line;
Aryan with swastika on his arm;
Wotan, Ernst Roehm;
Leering at me, doing physical harm.

While he's plucking at my feathers, he eliminates the Jews.
Elimination fascinates him... troubles me, too.

Nazi gay;
Waving that thing in my face.
Nazi gay;
The Third Reich's secret disgrace.

As he's petting me (what a felony),
How it's fretting me (what I have to see)!

Nazi gay, Nazi gay,
Nazi gay says I'm a tease!

[Choral Interlude]

While he's plucking at my feathers, he eliminates the Jews.
He holds his hand erect as if to say: "Bugger you!"

Nazi gay;
Wish I could keep him away.
Nazi gay;
Gives me intestinal pain.

Nazi gay;
Waving that thing in my face.
Nazi gay;
The Third Reich's secret disgrace.
(etc.)
I've also seen a clip from a Nazi propaganda film that shows a couple of the Hitler Youth soaping each other in the showers. Maybe it was all perfectly innocent.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 17

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Leo Jay - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm... on how many levels do I find this distasteful? Well, there's the charming idea that "it's not bad enough he's a Nazi -- he's gay as well!".... there's the casual opening "Jews die..." opening... Should I go on? Nah... I'll spare us all.

Yes, yes it's "only a parody, fer chissake!" it's "irony -- don''t you get it?". Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Offender - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Some jokes are as much for the benefit of the teller as for the one hearing them. I've got another joke for you that was the inspiration for this one: the question of what could possibly be wrong with some smiling old guy who presses little children firmly down on his pelvic region, offers them candy, and says "Don't be afraid to tell me what you *really* want for Christmas!"
Michael Pacholek - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
If being gay Nazis was good enough for Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris (the Columbine killers), it's good enough for a parody.
Stuart McArthur - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
or the gay Nazi-type neighbour from American Beauty - no question that suppression can be explosive
Offender - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't recall there was any such in American Beauty, but I have heard that there's some old gay Nazi kiddie porn out there somewhere. Kind of hard to prove, obviously, but from all the charges of their enemies that have proved true, I wouldn't put it past the Nazis even to have done that.
Offensive - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
It's kind of hard to prove how people can stuff their own voting totals, too.

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